Posts tagged "Janet Jackson"

Michael Jackson’s Family Keeps Kidnapping Each Other Or Something, Who The Hell Knows?

Right off the bat, I blame the lesbian kid. Or whichever Jackson is looking right at his crotch-gina. Either one. So "something" is happening at Michael Jackson's mansion, but what exactly is anybody's guess. His siblings are getting into fights with each other right outside the house, Katherine Jackson may or…
By: The Superficial / July 24, 2012

Dita Von Teese for Wonderbra and other news

- Jessica Biel needs to stop losing weight before there's irreparable ass damage. I'll notify the UN. [Lainey Gossip] - Janet Jackson's bosom: We don't talk about it enough. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Lindsay Lohan might be on Celebrity Big Brother. Somebody needs to get…
By: The Superficial / September 28, 2009

Janet Jackson might get custody of Michael’s kids

In a surprising logical twist, Janet Jackson is emerging as the potential custodian of Michael's children Paris, Prince Michael and Blanket, according to OK! Magazine: "All three want Janet to read to them at night," a Jackson family friend says. "They just melt into her arms when she walks into the house." The feeling…
By: The Superficial / July 16, 2009

Janet Jackson hospitalized – and I know why!

Janet Jackson was rushed to the hospital last night when she "got suddenly ill" before her concert in Montreal, according to the AP. No information was given on her condition, but Janet's already rescheduling the show so it can't be too serious. Of course, I already knew that having read this item from…
By: The Superficial / September 30, 2008