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Ray Rice Can Play Football Again

Now that Ray Rice has been officially reinstated by the NFL, let’s see how football fans are reacting to seeing a man who knocked his fiance unconscious in an elevator successfully negotiate a delicate pat on the wrist before being handed millions of dollars to move a leather ball down a field. TMZ reports:
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Ray Rice Could Be Reinstated Next Month

After TMZ published footage showing Ray Rice knocking his fiance out in an elevator which the NFL almost definitely saw, he was suspended indefinitely by the league after getting just a two-game suspension and a pat on the back from the Ravens. From there, it’s been one perpetual fuck-up after the other including an extensive… More »


Rihanna Song Pulled From Thursday Night Football

“HAHAHAHA! I’mma haunt you forever.”

Thanks to Chris Brown beating the shit out of Rihanna for looking at his phone, CBS decided to pull “Run This Town” from last night’s Thursday Night Football so people won’t have to think about the NFL only giving Ray Rice a two-game suspension for punching out hisMore »


Ray Rice Found Jesus And Stopped Drinking, Everybody, Hallelujah!

While the NFL finds itself in even more shit after a law enforcement official confirmed to the AP that execs had a copy of the Ray Rice elevator video since April, Ray Rice’s handlers are staying focused on making sure they’ve done enough spin before he inevitably plays professional football again next season if not… More »


Ray Rice Is In ‘Good Spirits,’ Everybody

Lost in the media’s zeal to destroy Janay Rice’s life (Alright, who told her?) by holding the NFL accountable for treating domestic violence with a brief “time out,” are the feelings of Ray Rice. Has anyone stopped to ask how he’s doing after getting cut from the Ravens because everyone found out how hard he… More »


Janay Rice: ‘You Ruined Our Life For Ratings’

Yesterday, Ray Rice was cut from the Baltimore Ravens and suspended indefinitely from the NFL after an elevator video was released showing him knocking out his fiance before dragging her unconscious body and leaving it on the floor. Unfortunately, she still went on to marry him and helped beg the NFL to let him keepMore »


Ray Rice Suspended From The NFL ‘Indefinitely’

As part of a coordinated effort to make both organizations look like they’ve never seen the video of him knocking out his fiance until today (which contradicts several reports), the Baltimore Ravens officially cut Ray Rice while the NFL has suspended him indefinitely because, again, the elevator video is really that bad, and even worse,… More »


Ray Rice Knocks Out Fiance In Elevator Video The NFL Definitely Saw

When Ray Rice was suspended for only two games after video surfaced of him dragging his then-fiance, now wife (Yeah…) out of an Atlantic City casino elevator, most reasonable people went, “Uh, WTF?” even as the NFL tried to downplay the severity of what happened to cause a woman to be unconscious and distancing RogerMore »