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Bertney’s Mama & Papa Won That Dang Ol’ Court Case ‘Gainst That There Mooslim Fella (Not Obama)

After attempting to paint himself as a walking rehab clinic/management team that helped Britney Spears kick a fictional meth habit, Sam Lutfi saw his lawsuit against Bertney and her parents completely thrown out yesterday which is usually what happens when you’re completely full of shit. TMZ reports:

Lutfi had filed a lawsuit –… More »

Britney Spears Was Crazy Because Of Meth, Says Least Credible Person Ever

“Malcolm Middle’s dad done gimme the good shit, y’all! YEE-HAW!”

In 2008, I’m almost positive I spent entire months writing about nothing but Britney Spears and her “manager” Sam Lutfi who would eventually be forcibly removed from her life by her father Jamie Spears after she locked herself in her bedroom and refused… More »

Britney Spears’ Dad Is Ending Her Conservatorship As A ‘Wedding Gift’

“Daddy, it’s just what I always wanted! (What’s a consvadership?)”

Realizing that it looks like he essentially sold a retarded mule to stud, Jamie Spears has decided to end Britney Spears’s conservatorship so her marriage to Jason Trawick looks like it was her own idea even though she’s proposed to no less than… More »

Britney Spears ‘Mentally Incapable’ of Testifying in Court

And welcome to the exact moment she realized this wasn’t a McDonald’s and was tricked into dressin’ all fancy again.

Remember Sam Lutfi, Britney Spears former “manager” who consistently drugged her when he wasn’t threatening to piss on the graves of his enemies? Turns out his lawsuit against Britney and her parents is… More »

Britney Spears’ Parents Got Back Together

“Mama Papa gon’ be a family ag’in!” People root toot doodly:

“They are back together and are doing well and happy,” a source tells PEOPLE. “[They’re] not remarried but back together.”
The couple, who divorced in 2002, were looking friendly on Saturday at Los Angeles lounge Boudoir. Onlookers at the lounge spotted… More »

Britney Spears’ dad declares a war on nipples

And there goes the site. Via The Sun:

“Jamie’s control over Britney’s life is incredible. He hates the pictures of her with her nipples all over the place so he has banned her from leaving the house without a bra.
“He wants her to put across the right impression.
“One security guard was… More »

Britney Spears still crazy, conservatorship extended

So apparently Britney Spears’ conservatorship won’t be ending. TMZ reports:

The judge didn’t specify how long the conservatorship will remain in place, but lawyers involved in the matter tell TMZ they expect it to last somewhere between six months to a year.
Under the ruling, Britney’s dad, Jamie Spears, will continue to receive… More »

Britney Spears conservatorship coming to an end

The process to end Britney Spears’ conservatorship has officially started, according to TMZ:

We know there have been several lengthy meetings recently between the lawyers and the court commissioner in the commissioner’s chambers.
Jamie and the lawyers will not make the decision to end the conservatorship. They will weigh in, but the person… More »

Britney Spears’ conservatorship to end in November

Jamie Spears is ready to let Britney Spears make her own decisions in November which is conveniently when her gravy train tour ends. TMZ reports:

Sources tell us Jamie Spears will ask the court to review the terms of the conservatorship after her concert tour ends in November. Jamie can’t ask the… More »

Britney Spears’ dad won’t even let her see booze

Seen here in London over the weekend, Britney Spears’ dad Jamie runs things backstage with an iron fist and has prohibited anyone from drinking within eyesight of Britney. The Sun reports:

Britney’s family have issued the blanket ban on any areas that the star might pass through on her way from dressing room… More »

Jamie Spears: ‘I had legal right to punch Sam Lutfi out’

Sam Lutfi is currently suing Jamie Spears and claiming Britney’s dad assaulted him. Except Jamie’s not taking this lying down and basically told the court he had the legal right to kick the shit out of Sam, according to TMZ:

In legal papers filed today, Jamie is very careful to not admit he punched… More »

Sam Lutfi’s sister: ‘Britney tried to end conservatorship’

Seen here in two new shots from her Candies ad (Because why go back to looking at the non-CGI version?), Britney Spears allegedly concocted the plan to have Sam Lutfi hire a lawyer to battle her conservatorship. At least that’s what Sam’s sister Christina claimed during her surprise testimony in his restraining order hearing yesterday. More »

Britney Spears is so grounded

Britney Spears’ father Jamie Spears is currently fighting to get a permanent restraining order against Sam Lutfi. Jamie appeared in court yesterday to testify that Sam has been contacting Britney in an attempt to disrupt the conservatorship. Except all this might be because Britney Spears got caught with a prepaid phone. People reports:
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Sam Lutfi sues Britney Spears and her parents

In an unbelievably retarded legal move, Sam Lutfi has filed a lawsuit against Britney, Jamie and Lynne Spears claiming “libel, defamation, battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress and breach of contract.” TMZ reports:

According to the papers, Sam claims Jamie and Lynn “launched a campaign of lies and intimidation designed to destroy Lutfi and… More »

Britney Spears will cancel tour if she can’t bring sons

Britney Spears’ pending US tour in March may hit the shitter thanks to Kevin Federline’s lawyers. Britney, Kevin and Jamie Spears hashed out a deal where Britney would have three bases in New Jersey, New Orleans and Los Angeles where her boys would stay while she commuted to her shows. Kevin was even… More »

Britney Spears’ dad slaps Adnan Ghalib, Sam Lutfi with restraining orders

Jamie Spears has obtained a temporary restraining order against Sam Lutfi, Adnan Ghalib and John Eardley, an attorney who, a year ago, attempted to challenge Britney Spears’ conservatorship without having any legal grounds to do so. The three have been conspiring together to make a new run at the conservatorship, so Sam and Adnan can… More »

Britney Spears’ dad gives himself a raise

When a father sees his little girl overcoming adversity to become a superstar, his heart fills with unimaginable pride and joy. Except for Jamie Spears who did that shit the first time and would prefer his joy in the form of greenbacks. The AP reports:

Jamie Spears had been receiving $10,000 a… More »

Britney Spears thinks she’s a better parent than Kevin Federline

Remember when I said Britney Spears should never leave the house without being airbrushed? I forgot one important fact: You can’t airbrush trailer park. Seriously, did Britney shoot this Rolling Stone cover herself? “Here’s mah belly, y’all! It’ll sell them maggerzines.” Anyway, if you can’t tell, the latest issue features an interview with… More »

Jamie Spears will conservatate your ass off

Jamie Spears has apparently had enough of Britney’s yapping and dished out “The Muzzle” this afternoon while plowing through a crowd at LAX. Am I the only one who stood up and clapped? Anyone?

BRITNEY: But, dad, if I say there’s a bomb in my hat they’ll move.
JAMIE: Jesus Christ! *THE MUZZLE*
BRITNEY:… More »

Britney Spears hates the awesome job her dad is doing

As evidenced by her upcoming documentary, Britney Spears isn’t digging the insanely miraculous job her father Jamie has done of getting her shit in order. Sure, maybe her career’s back on track and she can see her kids, but he won’t let her see Adnan. Yup, that’s right: ADNAN GHALIB the boner-pill testing paparazzo. Turns… More »

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