Posts tagged "Jamie Dornan"

‘I’ve Made A Huge Mistake’ – These Two

Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson are raw sexuality if raw sexuality bores you to tears and makes you wonder if two people are secretly Amish.
By: The Superficial / February 6, 2015

‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Has A Trailer

Here's the first official trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey which is interesting only in the sense that Hollywood has officially lowered itself to making a movie that's based on a book that was originally Twilight fan-fiction until the character's names were changed and Mormon abstinence was replaced with high-business pubes-pulling…
By: The Superficial / July 24, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Wrote A List of All The Celebrities She’s Banged

Lindsay Lohan will do anything for money from blowing Charlie Sheen to letting Oprah televise what an unreliable and completely full of shit drug addict she is. Which is why it comes as no surprise that In Touch is now sitting on a handwritten (and naturally misspelled)…
By: The Superficial / March 12, 2014

Jamie Dornan Will Pull Dakota Johnson’s Pubes For Your Mom Now

So remember when I said Aaron Taylor-Johnson is the new Christian Grey? Just kidding, it's whoever the fuck Jamie Dornan is. More importantly, Deadline reports it was almost Alexander Skarsgard who I'll just assume got tired of starring in shitty porn that tries to pretend it'…
By: The Superficial / October 24, 2013