Posts tagged "James Franco"

Sony Is Releasing ‘The Interview’ Now

“What? Like you didn’t know this was a dicknose.”

As more and more people start to realize there’s no fucking way North Korea could’ve hacked Sony and signs pointing to an inside job, it behooves Sony to get out of this shit as quickly as possible before someone starts calling for senate hearing…

By: The Superficial / December 23, 2014

Sony Cancelled ‘The Interview’ Because of North Korea or Something

If you somehow haven’t heard by now, Sony Pictures cancelled The Interview, an upcoming comedy where James Franco and Seth Rogen assassinate Kim Jong-un, after a bunch of hackers called the “Guardians of The Galaxy” or some bullshit said the words 9/11 which naturally caused every theater chain in America to shit their pants without…

By: The Superficial / December 18, 2014

James Franco Tried To Get Stephen Colbert To Break Character, He Failed

I try not to post a lot of The Colbert Report clips because it’s way better written than anything you’ll ever see here, I mean, there’s no boobs. It doesn’t have boobs! *bangs table* TEE-ITS. But so far this week, he’s taken the piss out of Kim Kardashian, and now here he is completely rebuffing…

By: The Superficial / July 31, 2014

James Franco Wrote A Short Story About Not Having Sex With Lindsay Lohan

In his ongoing war to make sure everyone knows he didn’t bang Lindsay Lohan despite appearing on her celebrity sex list, French colonial auteur James Franco has written a “fictional” short story for Vice entitled Bungalow 89 which recalls a “fictional” night not sticking his penis in a “fictional” Lindsay Lohan. And so like any…

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2014

James Franco’s Still Denying He Banged Lindsay Lohan

Posted by Photo Boy

As Fish pointed out a few weeks back, the mere fact that Lindsay Lohan said there is a person in the world called James Franco almost makes him imaginary, but let’s pretend for a second that he’s real and examine how he told Howard Stern he’s never been to…

By: Photo Boy / May 1, 2014

James Franco Tried To Bang A 17-Year-Old

Below is a video of James Franco spotting 17-year-old Lucy from Scotland outside of Of Mice And Men Tuesday night and specifically telling her to “tag” him on Instagram when she puts it up because he’s just a cool, friendly Hollywood actor who loves his fans. Mostly in the vagina:…

By: The Superficial / April 3, 2014

James Franco Did Not Bang Lindsay Lohan

Two weeks ago, In Touch “somehow” got a hold of a handwritten list of celebrities that Lindsay Lohan‘s had sex with. Except one of the people on that list wants to make it abundantly clear he did not bang Lindsay to the point that he brought it up without prompting while promoting his latest book…

By: The Superficial / March 27, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Wrote A List of All The Celebrities She’s Banged

Lindsay Lohan will do anything for money from blowing Charlie Sheen to letting Oprah televise what an unreliable and completely full of shit drug addict she is. Which is why it comes as no surprise that In Touch is now sitting on a handwritten (and naturally misspelled) list of celebrities Lindsay Lohan has slept with

By: The Superficial / March 12, 2014

James Franco Likes What Shia LaBeouf’s Butt Is Cooking

*inhales deeply* “I’m getting notes of bean burrito, smoky broccoli tannins, a truly complex bouquet, you?”

Posted by Photo Boy

James Franco has not only entered Shia LaBeouf‘s fart cloud, he’s become one with it, grafting his very essence to it, farting it back out and inhaling it so deeply that…

By: Photo Boy / February 20, 2014

James Franco Jizzed On Batman’s Head. Oh, Good.

There was a surprising amount of goodwill given to James Franco and Seth Rogen‘s “Bound 3″, so to Santorum all over that, here’s the former reminding everyone he’s still an avant garde pugilist social experimentalist restauranteur cumberbund radicchio saisson d’ Maya Angelou with his new think-piece “50 shades of batman and robin” which features a…

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2013

James Franco & Seth Rogen Made A Shot-For-Shot Remake of Kim & Kanye’s ‘Bound 2′

If you’ve never really liked Seth Rogen or James Franco, now’s a good time to rethink that stance because here’s their shot-for-shot remake of Kanye West’s “Bound 2″ video where he bangs a topless Kim Kardashian while riding a motorcycle. I also want to point out that Photo Boy’s first reaction was, “We should’ve made…

By: The Superficial / November 25, 2013

Bertney And The Baby Goose

Bertney And The Baby Goose
by Shel Silverstein

Bertney liked being on radio shows. They always had her favorite candy while she waited. But Bertney didn’t like when her publicist made her remember answers while she was trying to eat her candy.
“These words don’t fit in my brain,” Bertney would

By: The Superficial / October 18, 2013

Kanye’s Putting Scott Disick In His Videos Now

If every photo like this there’s always a Joe Francis in the background falling in love with the birthday boy.

For his next music video, Kanye West – I’m sorry, Yeezus. West is his “slave name.” – wanted to have James Franco recreate the scene in American Psycho where Christian Bale talks about…

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2013

James Franco Is Banging The Khaleesi Now

You’d just assume after having sex with Seth MacFarlane, Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke would have anywhere to go but up. Turns out she chose Secret Option #2: Letting James Franco throw paint at her vagina while reciting poetry. Page Six reports:

James Franco was seen squiring sexy “Game of Thrones” star…

By: The Superficial / May 13, 2013

James Franco Got A Penis Cake, Too

Posted by Photo Boy

I guess there’s a certain point in every great artist’s life, when they get to enjoy the spoils of fame in the form of dick-shaped baked goods. Continuing the great tradition started by the always avant-garde Miley Cyrus, James Franco took a pause from shoving delicious fondant cock into…

By: Photo Boy / May 1, 2013

Hermione, Rihanna And Pretty Much Anyone Who Knows Judd Apatow Are In ‘This Is The End’

Here’s the red band trailer for This Is The End, a movie about aliens (or the apocalypse) striking Hollywood and killing famous people playing themselves, so Masturbate 2: The Masturbavasion would’ve also worked. It’s written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg who were promoting it heavily at Wondercon over the weekend where according to io9,…

By: The Superficial / April 2, 2013

The ‘Spring Breakers’ Reviews Are In

Spring Breakers premiered at SXSW this week, and since apparently the opinion of a weiner humorist/breast pictorologist isn’t good enough to get invited, I still haven’t seen it. And probably won’t judging by the reviews I’ve cobbled together in case everyone wasn’t sure the entire year we’ve spent looking at bikini photos from the set

By: The Superficial / March 15, 2013

Paul Giamatti’s The Rhino in ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2′ Because Black Electro Wasn’t Enough

“HOWAARRDDD!”

In case you thought the sequel to The Amazing Spider-Man was going to play it cool and not cram a bunch of villains in like Spider-Man 3 did, killing the franchise (I’m kidding. Tobey Maguire’s face did that. His stupid, stupid face.), surprise! Paul Giamatti is going to be The Rhino now…

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2013

‘Spring Breakers’ Has A Trailer

If you read the site around March of last year, you probably got bombarded in the face with shitloads of pictures of Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson in bikinis on the set of Spring Breakers and were richer for it. And now here’s the official trailer for the movie which finally answers the…

By: The Superficial / January 17, 2013

James Franco Says Lindsay Lohan Keeps Failing At Life Because She Gets Book Deals. Why Not?

If you’re like me, you just assume Lindsay Lohan‘s drug and alcohol problems can be traced back to being raised/exploited by a pack of shitbags who’d sell one of her tampons if it gained them a buck. Turns out James Franco has a different theory which he shared with MTV News while promoting the R.E.M.

By: The Superficial / December 18, 2012
Page 1 of 2