James Bond

Daniel Craig Is Probably Still James Bond If Anyone Gives A Shit

Daniel Craig is the greatest salary negotiator of all time is how I’m interpreting this. More »


Tom Hiddleston Is Probably Using Taylor Swift To Land Bond

Is Tom Hiddleston using Taylor Swift so people will know he exists? More »


Gillian Anderson Joked About Being The Next Bond. Hide Yo Kids.

Gillian Anderson said she wants to be the next Bond. I see no possible negative reaction to this. More »


Daniel Craig Gave Himself AIDS Instead Of Being James Bond Again

Daniel Craig really doesn’t want to be James Bond again. More »


Daniel Craig Is Sick Of Being James Bond

Daniel Craig is sick of being James Bond. For right now. Unless the money’s good enough. More »


Stephen Hawking Wants To Be A Bond Villain

Despite being an atheist, there are times when even I can’t deny the existence of a kind and benevolent god, and those times are when Stephen Hawking wants to be a Bond villain because, and I quote, “I think the wheelchair and the computer voice would fit the part.” So needless to say, you know… More »