James Blunt and Gary Dourdan party on a boat with topless chicks
Here's musician James Blunt and Gary Dourdan (CSI) in Spain doing exactly what I'd be doing if I had cash pouring out my nostrils: Partying on a boat with topless chicks. Of course, I'd take it one step further by installing a torpedo launcher that I'd fire at dolphins, the smug bastards of the sea.
James Blunt sold his sister on eBay
James Blunt tells British GQ that his sister couldn't get to Ireland so his solution was to sell her on eBay. He says: "I came back to the flat where my sister was staying and she was crying because she couldn't get to a funeral in Ireland. The planes were on strike, the ferry wa…