- Matt Damon and Brad Pitt tell an Italian reporter George Clooney is gay. Nakedness ensues. [PopEater]
- Kate Hudson’s lack of breasts has its advantages. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jaleel White has an entourage who feel they’re entitled to things besides laughter and a high five from Reginald VelJohnson. [Celebslam]
Charles Barkley was arrested for DUI early this morning in Arizona after supposedly getting trashed with Michael Strahan and, no joke, Urkel, according to The Dirty. Suddenly, this news item went from boring to sad faster than you can say “Got any cheeeese?”
I have no respect for myself.