Because if there’s one place these two should be filmed right now, it’s an elevator, here’s “RUN” the mutual masturbatory mock-trailer for Jay Z and Beyonce’s upcoming “On The Run” tour starring all of their famous friends with the notable exception of Gwyneth Paltrow. Which is what happens when you go around telling people your… More »
Back in January, Minka Kelly shot down Jake Gyllenhaal because she was too busy trying to make things work with Derek Jeter again and/or complete her Upper Deck collection of 2006 Yankees. Turns out Jake Gyllenhaal doesn’t give up that easily and doesn’t mind following Wilmer Valderrama provided nobody talks about it except, oh, wait,… More »
Taylor Swift has a history of writing songs about her exes (See: Mayer, John “Douchecanoe”), but she’s never written an entire concept album about one which is how I chose to read this Us Weekly article about Jake Gyllenhaal who dumped her for being “too young.” Haha! Gays. You say the darndest things.
… More »
After breaking up in August, Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter are already back together, but not for a lack of A-list actors attempting to tame her career-killing ass of sexual destiny. (Just go with it.) Us Weekly reports:
A source claims that Kelly, 31, “declined” an invitation from Gyllenhaal, 31, when he asked… More »
Yesterday the Internet was aflutter with reports that Jake Gyllenhaal and Rashida Jones are a couple after photos of them having lunch together surfaced. Except now PopSugar has photos of Jake cuddling with Anna Kendrick after a trip to Vegas over the weekend, so it’s pretty obvious what’s happening here: Jake Gyllenhaal’s harvesting women’s body… More »
When we last Jake Gyllenhaal’s love life, it was fresh off of curbing Taylor Swift for a crack at Jennifer Aniston’s glacia majora, so here he is Saturday with his latest Gyllen.. “haul” (If two testicles and a shaft dangle between this man’s legs, he’ll start using that term immediately. With gusto.), Rashida Jones, who… More »
REESE: *walks up* Hi. I just wanted to say my daughter and I love your music.
TAYLOR: Oh my God, I love your movies. Thank you so much.
REESE: Please, it was my pleasure. *notices cameras*
TAYLOR: Wow, this got awkward, huh?
REESE: Pfft. Only if we let it. It’s all… More »
Because her last one to Ryan Phillippe worked out awesome, Reese Witherspoon married her agent/boyfriend Jim Toth this weekend. Although, in her defense, he’s a balding, unattractive 40-year-old, so the chances of straying are slim. On that note, let’s find out how Jake Gyllenhaal spent the day coping with not being a passive enough doormat. More »
In the hustle to cover Grammys, this story got lost in the mix, but I felt it was important enough to mention just so people are aware Jennifer Aniston is still out there preying on men in their late 20s/early 30s so she can fill the Brad Pitt-sized hole in her ice-heart. Life & Style… More »
Presumably because she didn’t write a song about him fast enough, Jake Gyllenhaal has engaged Taylor Swift again, hoping to make a more lasting impression that she’ll immortalize to music. (Friendly Tip: Donkey punch. — You’re welcome.) People reports:
The two stars, whose brief relationship fizzled in December, arrived quietly together on Wednesday… More »