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Screech Ducks Felony Charge For Stabbing A Guy In A Bar

Dustin Diamond manages to duck a felony charge for stabbing a dude at a Wisconsin bar, but he might still go to jail for other stuff. More »


Lindsay Lohan Is Basically Telling Everyone She’s A Flight Risk

Lindsay Lohan is telling friends and family she’ll flee to Monaco if she doesn’t finish her community service on time. More »


Lindsay Lohan Didn’t Do Her Community Service. Again.

Lindsay Lohan didn’t complete her community service for faking her community service, so situation normal. Everything’s as it should be. More »


Lindsay Lohan Is Trying To Buy Her Way Out of Jail Now

Lindsay Lohan is trying to buy her way out of community service with Esurance’s money, of course. Haha! She doesn’t have $10,000. More »


Lindsay Lohan: ‘Shaking People’s Hands Is Community Service’

Lindsay Lohan is in deep shit after submitting progress reports that count meet and greets with fans as community service and include dates that put her in two places at once. More »


Everybody Cross Your Fingers, Chris Brown Might Go Back To Jail

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Just two Chris Brown posts ago, I suggested he violated his probation by being present at not one, but two incidents where people got shot. Turns out I’m a legal genius, because at a progress hearing yesterday his probation officer recommended that Chris go back to jail and who cares… More »


Teresa Giudice Is In Jail

In what is hopefully a continuing trend for every single reality star in 2015, Teresa Giudice reported to federal prison at 3 a.m. Monday morning where she’ll serve her 15 month sentence for bankruptcy fraud, according to WNBC 4 New York. And for those of you who don’t remember, Teresa went behind her crisis manager’s… More »


Teresa Giudice Got The ‘OITNB’ Prison, Doesn’t Want To Now

Yesterday, we learned that Teresa Giudice’s crisis manager fired her after Teresa went behind her back and filed a request to serve her time at Danbury Federal Prison in Connecticut which was the inspiration for Orange Is The New Black. And according to TMZ, she actually got approved except, just kidding, how about a nice… More »


Teresa Giudice Fired By Crisis Manager For Trying To Book Her Own Jail

To catch everybody up, Teresa Giudice was sentenced to 15 months in prison for fraud. Her husband got 41 months, and the tears of their children will be reality fuel, but that’s not the most ridiculous part. The most ridiculous part is Teresa getting fired by her crisis manager for fucking up the entire sentencing… More »


Chris. Brown. Is. In. JAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLL.

“Why do all these words say ‘Punch Rihanna until the demons stop?’ Seems strange for a legal document…”

For those of you wondering what’s taken me this long to cover this, you’ll be surprised to learn that I didn’t hire Photo Boy for his speed and efficiency in mopping up gallons of semen… More »


It’s The Justin Bieber Peeing Video

Jiggas and jiggerettes, the worldwide video premiere of “Drip 4 U Girl,” a #BBare Bizzle Joint.

Oh, girl,
I just want to drip my dang-a-lang, girl,
On to you like Lana Lang, girl,
I just want to drip my dang-a-lang, girl,
In to you like Lana Lang,
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Teresa Giudice Told Her Kids She’s Going To Jail While Filming ‘Real Housewives’

Reality television is a shithole inhabited by shitheads doing shitty things for shitty people to watch, so it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice decided to exploit the most traumatic moment in her children’s lives so she has a better storyline than Carmella Meatball Buttafuoco Spaghetti. More »


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