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Justin Bieber Grabbing His Dick On Instagram Is How My Holiday Ended

In this post, I present Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith grabbing their dicks, which is a sentence I refuse to edit for clarity. More »

I’m Pretty Sure Will Smith Just Admitted His Kids Are Idiots

Will Smith just made the understatement of the year. More »

Jaden Smith Is Starting A Cult Now

Jaden Smith has ambitions for a spiritual following, just like the arrogant, prideful, trust fund baby prophets before him. More »

Jaden Smith Opened His Mouth Again

Jaden Smith is Galileo and Banksy’s fuck-baby, apparently. More »

Kylie Jenner Allegedly Tried To Destroy A Chick Over Jaden Smith?

Kylie Jenner allegedly orchestrated a car crash to take out a girl Jaden Smith liked? Sounds reasonable. More »

Willow & Jaden Smith Sniffed All The Farts, The Farts Are Gone

While I was buried deep inside Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday – *rereads* Yup, that came out right. – apparently two other pretentious twatwaffles were busy fumigating the New York Times with their metaphysical butt fumes which they openly huffed while pontificating on reality, the human mind, and babies breathing energy while they’re building their bones in… More »

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