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Jaden Smith Thinks ‘Doctor Strange’ Is A Documentary

Jaden Smith wants to be Doctor Strange in real life. Yup. More »


Jaden Smith Was A ‘For Real Vampire,’ He Got Better Though

Will Smith really should’ve used a condom more. More »


Justin Bieber Grabbing His Dick On Instagram Is How My Holiday Ended

In this post, I present Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith grabbing their dicks, which is a sentence I refuse to edit for clarity. More »


I’m Pretty Sure Will Smith Just Admitted His Kids Are Idiots

Will Smith just made the understatement of the year. More »


Jaden Smith Is Starting A Cult Now

Jaden Smith has ambitions for a spiritual following, just like the arrogant, prideful, trust fund baby prophets before him. More »


Jaden Smith Opened His Mouth Again

Jaden Smith is Galileo and Banksy’s fuck-baby, apparently. More »


Kylie Jenner Allegedly Tried To Destroy A Chick Over Jaden Smith?

Kylie Jenner allegedly orchestrated a car crash to take out a girl Jaden Smith liked? Sounds reasonable. More »


Willow & Jaden Smith Sniffed All The Farts, The Farts Are Gone

While I was buried deep inside Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday – *rereads* Yup, that came out right. – apparently two other pretentious twatwaffles were busy fumigating the New York Times with their metaphysical butt fumes which they openly huffed while pontificating on reality, the human mind, and babies breathing energy while they’re building their bones in… More »


Everything You Could Die Happy Never Knowing About Kim & Kanye’s Wedding

For those of you who spent Memorial Day weekend in a joyfully ignorant bliss-bubble of friends, family and alcohol, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married on Saturday. So to get this over with as quickly as possible, here are all the highlights I painstakingly cobbled together because I know how much you hate doing… More »


Willow Smith & Moises Arias Photo Was An ‘Expression of Art,’ You Projecting Pedophiles

Yesterday, the Internet lost its shit after 20-year-old actor Moises Arias posted a shirtless photo of himself on a bed with 13-year-old Willow Smith to his Instagram then quickly deleted it presumably after hearing the words, “Take a seat right over there,” whispered from the shadows. (Although, Page Six points out it’s still on his… More »


Jaden Smith Told His 4 Million Twitter Followers To Drop Out of School

While promoting After Earth, Will Smith sat down for an infamous interview with Vulture where he revealed he’s not only buying his son Jaden Smith movie roles but turning him into a fart-sniffing shithead who literally believes he’s a physicist. And now Dr. Jaden has taken to Twitter to tell the four million impressionable youths… More »


Miley Cyrus Thought She Could Replace Emily Ratajkowski, This Isn’t Funny Anymore

A few months back, Robin Thicke released his video for “Blurred Lines” which featured Emily Ratajkowski bouncing around naked because she is a gift and an angel from God. I’d even go so far to say it’s the music video equivalent of Peter Dinklage hula hooping and should be spoken of in hushed whispers and… More »


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