Posts tagged "Jaclyn Swedberg"

Good Morning, Jaclyn Swedberg, And Other News

- Katy Perry’s vocals are shit. [Lainey Gossip]
- Rebel Wilson and Melissa McCarthy made a fat pact. [Dlisted]
– Yesterday was #MondayBunday. Relive the magic. [theCHIVE]
- Courtney Stodden is make-up free, too, you guys. She’s a celebrity! [Fishwrapper]
- Dylan Sprouse has nudie pictures. I have no idea who that is. [tooFab]
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The Superficial / December 17, 2013

Happy Thanksgiving!

Alright, folks, at least half of you are on the road and/or not trapped at work making you a captive audience, so Photo Boy and I are pulling the plug for the holiday. That said, we are canning a few little treats that will pop up on the site over the next four days until…

The Superficial / November 27, 2013

Good Morning, Jaclyn Swedberg, And Other News

- Sean Penn and Alec Baldwin need to go live on Rage Island. [Lainey Gossip]
– Let’s keep Hump Day rolling with Bryana Holly. [theCHIVE]
- Will Smith just shows up in Justin Bieber’s room in the middle of the night. [Dlisted]
– Which probably explains why his children are still shitheads. [Fishwrapper]
– The…

The Superficial / November 21, 2013

Jaclyn Swedberg’s In A Bikini Again And Other News

- Jennifer Lawrence looked like this last night. [Lainey Gossip]
- Angela Lansbury will choke a bitch. [Dlisted]
- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems support the troops. [theCHIVE]
- Lady GaGa wants kids now. [Fishwrapper]
- Uma Thurman is the 2014 Campari calendar. [tooFab]
- White Supremacist Finds Out He’s Part Black [BuzzFeed]
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The Superficial / November 12, 2013

Good Morning, Jaclyn Swedberg, And Other News

- Miley Cyrus is plowing through Paris Hilton’s exes. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kris Jenner’s making Kendall dress like a yarn condom on a flaccid penis now. [Dlisted]
- Perfectly Tatted Girls [theCHIVE]
- Kim Kardashian is face-lifting her shit into obscurity. I believe in God again. [Fishwrapper]
- Jenny McCarthy’s probably going to propose to…

The Superficial / November 11, 2013

Good Morning, Jaclyn Swedberg, And Other News

- Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend who I’ll assume hates vehicular cunnilingus. [Lainey Gossip]
– Welcome… to The Richard Simmons Renaissance. [Dlisted]
- There’s Something Spectacular About Oktoberfest [theCHIVE]
- Rihanna’s trip to Thailand sounds educational. [Fishwrapper]
- Jesus Tits and Gretchen Rossi are off Real Housewives. [tooFab]
- Don Draper Has Sold Billions

The Superficial / September 24, 2013