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Goddammit, Rocky, Your Mom Cher Said Not To Leave The House

I would’ve also accepted, “Wait, where’s his little red tricycle?” which was Photo Boy’s contribution: … More »


JWoww Has Birthed

If anyone still cares about the survivors of Jersey Shore, somehow JWoww gave birth to a baby girl despite being made of enough space-age polymer to go on a moon mission. And for those of you keeping track of the apocalypse, Snooki’s second baby should be here shortly bringing the horsemen count to three, so… More »


Zac Efron Might Be Your New Marvel Person

Last year, Latino Review reported that Zac Efron and Ryan Gosling were up for the roles of Han Solo and/or Luke Skywalker’s son(s) which did not happen at all. But this time, they’re super serious that Zac Efron has met with Marvel about playing.. something. Unleash The Speculator!

We can exclusively report that… More »



The 2014 MTV Movie Awards

Here’s the rest of The 2014 MTV Movie Awards which you’ll quickly notice is mostly Rita Ora’s cleavage, and for some odd reason, an almost equal amount of Zac Efron shirtless which was a typo. I have no idea how those got there, or why I tried to wash my clothes on them. I should… More »


JWoww’s Pregnant If Anyone Gives A Shit

On an episode of Jersey Shore, JWoww’s fiance Roger Matthews once shoved her to the ground during a drunken night out, so it’ll probably warm your Christmas heart to know that they’re having a baby! Hurray! Because if there’s one thing having kids does it’s make every single moment of every single day relaxing and… More »


Pauly D Has A Love Child

“Shit, is that a meteor? Did I do that?!”

I used to always joke that Jersey Shore was the more responsible show than Teen Mom because at least the spray-tanned guidos weren’t actively shitting kids into the gene pool. But then Snooki ruined all that, and now Pauly D has confirmed he knocked… More »



Is There A Reason Hayden Panettiere’s Having Sex With JWoww In The Ocean?

“Please, I just want to get drunk with my friends. Why are you doing this?!”
“I’m the Leprechaun! Heeheehohoho!”
NOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOTE: I respect that the real and “factual” story here is Hayden getting her misspelled tattoo removed, but I still think it’s important to focus on the leprechaun rape. We can’t… More »


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