Posts tagged "Iron Patriot"

Just Shut Up And Listen To Robert Downey Jr. Say Awesome Shit: A Review of ‘Iron Man 3′

"Only douches still use Bluetooth? Well, then I guess that makes me a douche. A douche all over YOUR FACE. (Laser to the dick. Laser to the dick, go!)" Welcome to the first review of the summer movie season which thankfully hasn't been marred by a horrible tragedy we learned absolutely nothing from…
By: The Superficial / May 5, 2013

The Full ‘Iron Man 3′ Trailer’s Here Already

I'm not sure what the marketing plan is for making a 17-second teaser for a trailer you're releasing barely a day later, but if it involves giving nerds on the Internet blue balls than going, "Just kidding, robot handjob?" mission accomplished. So here's the full official trailer for Iron Man 3 which reteam…
By: The Superficial / October 23, 2012

Here’s The New Iron Man Armor For ‘Iron Man 3′

After Robert Downey Jr. injured his ankle in August, production on Iron Man 3 was delayed until yesterday, so here are some set shots of the new Iron Man armor in case you have sex with women's vaginas and missed the statue at Comic-Con and/or have no clue what Iron Man: Extremis i…
By: The Superficial / October 2, 2012

Iron Patriot Is In ‘Iron Man 3′

I probably should've added NERD ALERT in the headline. Presumably to show off that Disney will use all the characters in the Marvel stable however the hell they want, here's James Badge Dale in character as Iron Patriot on the set of Iron Man 3 in North Carolina today which is surprising…
By: The Superficial / May 30, 2012