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So Jaimie Alexander Might Be Wonder Woman

While promoting Thor: The Dark World at Comikaze over the weekend, Jaimie Alexander made some comments to Forbes that heavily suggest she might be Wonder Woman in Batman Vs. Superman. Also I spent my entire morning writing about Courtney Stodden, so now it’s comic book time, AND YOU’LL LIKE IT:

Then, things got… More »

Robert Downey Jr. Officially Signed For ‘The Avengers 2′

After almost two months of hand-wringing, Marvel has officially signed Robert Downey Jr. for The Avengers 2 and The Avengers 3 for undisclosed amount of money because it’s an epic shitload. For those of you who don’t know, Marvel took a huge gamble on casting Robert as Tony Stark to the point that he made… More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants A Pepper Potts Movie Now. Oh, Goddammit.

So spoiler alert: Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t die in Iron Man 3, and apparently she’s already been talking about her own solo movie because a.) some journalists patronized her during the premiere and b.) it’s another excuse to talk about how awesome Gwyneth Paltrow is at getting in shape. “Nigga, I’ll live off of falafel lint… More »

Just Shut Up And Listen To Robert Downey Jr. Say Awesome Shit: A Review of ‘Iron Man 3′

“Only douches still use Bluetooth? Well, then I guess that makes me a douche. A douche all over YOUR FACE. (Laser to the dick. Laser to the dick, go!)”

Welcome to the first review of the summer movie season which thankfully hasn’t been marred by a horrible tragedy we learned absolutely nothing from… More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Made The ‘Iron Man 3′ Premiere All About Gwyneth Paltrow. Of Course.

“I did have my vagina varnished in Tuscany. Thank you for noticing.”

Judging by early reviews, Iron Man 3 not only makes up for Iron Man 2, but is a well-crafted ending to Robert Downey Jr.‘s tenure as Tony Stark thanks to writer/director Shane Black. Except none of that has to do with… More »

Goddammit, Gwyneth Paltrow Has An Iron Man Suit

Considering LEGO already showed a minifigure of it last month and above is the newest TV spot that will be broadcast fucking everywhere, finding out Gwyneth Paltrow gets her own Iron Man armor in Iron Man 3 really doesn’t count as a spoiler anymore, so everybody who’s about to say it does, put your inhalers… More »

Jesus Christ, The New ‘Iron Man 3′ Trailer

I’m trying to remind myself that the trailers for Iron Man 2 were awesome while the movie.. not so much, but I’m sorry, was that Robert Downey Jr. firing double Uzis while Gwyneth Paltrow runs around in a bra? Welp, not even going to pretend this isn’t happening. *bends over* Money’s on the table. Call… More »

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