Posts tagged "Iron Man 3"

So Jaimie Alexander Might Be Wonder Woman

While promoting Thor: The Dark World at Comikaze over the weekend, Jaimie Alexander made some comments to Forbes that heavily suggest she might be Wonder Woman in Batman Vs. Superman. Also I spent my entire morning writing about Courtney Stodden, so now it’s comic book time, AND YOU’LL LIKE IT:

Then, things got…

By: The Superficial / November 4, 2013

Robert Downey Jr. Officially Signed For ‘The Avengers 2′

After almost two months of hand-wringing, Marvel has officially signed Robert Downey Jr. for The Avengers 2 and The Avengers 3 for undisclosed amount of money because it’s an epic shitload. For those of you who don’t know, Marvel took a huge gamble on casting Robert as Tony Stark to the point that he made…

By: The Superficial / June 20, 2013

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants A Pepper Potts Movie Now. Oh, Goddammit.

So spoiler alert: Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t die in Iron Man 3, and apparently she’s already been talking about her own solo movie because a.) some journalists patronized her during the premiere and b.) it’s another excuse to talk about how awesome Gwyneth Paltrow is at getting in shape. “Nigga, I’ll live off of falafel lint…

By: The Superficial / May 7, 2013

Just Shut Up And Listen To Robert Downey Jr. Say Awesome Shit: A Review of ‘Iron Man 3′

“Only douches still use Bluetooth? Well, then I guess that makes me a douche. A douche all over YOUR FACE. (Laser to the dick. Laser to the dick, go!)”

Welcome to the first review of the summer movie season which thankfully hasn’t been marred by a horrible tragedy we learned absolutely nothing from…

By: The Superficial / May 5, 2013

Gwyneth Paltrow Made The ‘Iron Man 3′ Premiere All About Gwyneth Paltrow. Of Course.

“I did have my vagina varnished in Tuscany. Thank you for noticing.”

Judging by early reviews, Iron Man 3 not only makes up for Iron Man 2, but is a well-crafted ending to Robert Downey Jr.‘s tenure as Tony Stark thanks to writer/director Shane Black. Except none of that has to do with…

By: The Superficial / April 25, 2013

Goddammit, Gwyneth Paltrow Has An Iron Man Suit

Considering LEGO already showed a minifigure of it last month and above is the newest TV spot that will be broadcast fucking everywhere, finding out Gwyneth Paltrow gets her own Iron Man armor in Iron Man 3 really doesn’t count as a spoiler anymore, so everybody who’s about to say it does, put your inhaler…

By: The Superficial / March 28, 2013

Jesus Christ, The New ‘Iron Man 3′ Trailer

I’m trying to remind myself that the trailers for Iron Man 2 were awesome while the movie.. not so much, but I’m sorry, was that Robert Downey Jr. firing double Uzis while Gwyneth Paltrow runs around in a bra? Welp, not even going to pretend this isn’t happening. *bends over* Money’s on the table. Call…

By: The Superficial / March 5, 2013

Didn’t Watch The Game? Here Are All The Trailers

We’ve reached peak black microphone.

If you’re like me, you abstain from all religions including ones tied with the Catholic Church for Most Rapes, so for your work-neglecting pleasure, here are the trailers for Iron Man 3, Star Trek Into Darkness, The Lone Ranger, Oz: The Great And Powerful and Fast & Furious

By: The Superficial / February 4, 2013

The Full ‘Iron Man 3′ Trailer’s Here Already

I’m not sure what the marketing plan is for making a 17-second teaser for a trailer you’re releasing barely a day later, but if it involves giving nerds on the Internet blue balls than going, “Just kidding, robot handjob?” mission accomplished. So here’s the full official trailer for Iron Man 3 which reteams Robert Downey

By: The Superficial / October 23, 2012

‘Iron Man 3′ Has A Teaser Trailer And Other News

- Fun Fact: Paul Bettany totally Hugo Weavings his way through these movies. [TMZ]

- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married and sold that shit to People like low-class motherfuckers. [Lainey Gossip]

– Cats mimicking pin-up models is the natural evolution of the Internet. Let’s not kid ourselves. [theCHIVE]…

By: The Superficial / October 22, 2012

Here’s The New Iron Man Armor For ‘Iron Man 3′

After Robert Downey Jr. injured his ankle in August, production on Iron Man 3 was delayed until yesterday, so here are some set shots of the new Iron Man armor in case you have sex with women’s vaginas and missed the statue at Comic-Con and/or have no clue what Iron Man: Extremis is because, holy…

By: The Superficial / October 2, 2012

Iron Patriot Is In ‘Iron Man 3′

I probably should’ve added NERD ALERT in the headline.

Presumably to show off that Disney will use all the characters in the Marvel stable however the hell they want, here’s James Badge Dale in character as Iron Patriot on the set of Iron Man 3 in North Carolina today which is surprising because…

By: The Superficial / May 30, 2012