Posts tagged "Iron Man"

Robert Downey Jr.’s In ‘Captain America 3′ Now

"Hey, do I look retarded in this new suit?" "Yup." "You jerk! THIS MEANS CIVIL WAR." - Exactly how that happens, trust me Last week, Robert Downey Jr. spent an odd amount of time openly confirming and then un-confirming Iron Man 4. Turns out he's really starring in Captai…
By: The Superficial / October 14, 2014

Marky Mark Wants To Be Iron Man

"Hey, Jahvis. Wanna know why my ahms shoot freakin' laser beams? Because I don't masturbate." *skreeeeee-BOOOSH* In a recent interview, Mark Wahlberg revealed that he'd love to be the next Iron Man which is, of course, ridiculous on its face because Tony Stahk ain't no freakin' Southie. Even more ridiculous is why Marky Mark…
By: The Superficial / August 16, 2013

‘Iron Man 3′ Has A Teaser Trailer And Other News

- Fun Fact: Paul Bettany totally Hugo Weavings his way through these movies. [TMZ] - Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married and sold that shit to People like low-class motherfuckers. [Lainey Gossip] - Cats mimicking pin-up models is the natural evolution of the Internet. Let's not kid ourselves.
By: The Superficial / October 22, 2012

Here’s The New Iron Man Armor For ‘Iron Man 3′

After Robert Downey Jr. injured his ankle in August, production on Iron Man 3 was delayed until yesterday, so here are some set shots of the new Iron Man armor in case you have sex with women's vaginas and missed the statue at Comic-Con and/or have no clue what Iron Man: Extremis i…
By: The Superficial / October 2, 2012

Iron Patriot Is In ‘Iron Man 3′

I probably should've added NERD ALERT in the headline. Presumably to show off that Disney will use all the characters in the Marvel stable however the hell they want, here's James Badge Dale in character as Iron Patriot on the set of Iron Man 3 in North Carolina today which is surprising…
By: The Superficial / May 30, 2012

‘The Avengers’ Has A Trailer

Whoever owns the rights to The Avengers now - I'm going with Scrooge McDuck. - has just released the official trailer that hits pretty much all the bases you expect it to hit along with some Nine Inch Nails music because apparently kids love nails three inches shy of a foot. Can't get enough…
By: The Superficial / October 11, 2011

Here’s Scarlett Johansson’s The Avengers Costume in Broad Daylight

Hey, do you think she's pregnant? Despite the fact Iron Man 2 was essentially a jumbled, two-hour mess of a trailer for The Avengers that resulted in Jon Favreau bolting the franchise and Robert Downey Jr. cryptically biting the hand that saved him from becoming Charlie Sheen,…
By: The Superficial / September 6, 2011

Jon Favreau Bails on ‘Iron Man 3′

Great. Now who's going to needlessly insert themselves into the movie? While Iron Man 2 was less a movie and more a painful clusterfuck advertising Marvel's upcoming films, the blame for that rested squarely on Marvel who, instead of letting director Jon Favreau continue to build a successful franchise after taking a genius gamble…
By: The Superficial / December 14, 2010

Helena Mattsson wins Iron Man 2

I've never even heard of Helena Mattsson, but I have heard of areola so here she is at the Iron Man 2 premiere where 1/4th of hers popped out. Apparently she's even in the movie, so I can only assume the entire plot revolves around her breasts or someone just pissed a ton of money…
By: The Superficial / April 28, 2010

Iron Man 2 has lots of pretty people and other news

- Billy Corgan rips Courtney Love a new hole. (I went there.) [PopEater] - Spencer Pratt has completely lost his shit. [Hollywood Life] - Pam Grier's vagina is Lindsay Lohan? [Dlisted] - That 19-year-old kid from Kick-Ass knocked up a 43-year-old. […
By: The Superficial / April 27, 2010

Olivia Munn gets naked for elephants

Olivia Munn posed "nude" for PETA recently because she hates the joy of children laughing at the circus: "When you look at something like the circus and everyone's laughing and there's color and there's music and everything seems so great, but when you go right behind that door and they're in these crates all…
By: The Superficial / April 27, 2010

Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow

Nerd Alert! Entertainment Weekly has the first pics of Scarlett Johansson in Iron Man 2 as Black Widow: The most bend over-iest superhero of them all. (Not counting Robin.) NOTE: Added pics from Scarlett's Mango ad campaign for the hell of it. Photos: EW.com, Splash New…
By: The Superficial / July 16, 2009