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Alec Baldwin Already Dicked A Third Baby Into His Wife

Alec Baldwin is a virile motherfucker.

Mike Redmond | March 10, 2016 - 10:50 am

Reminder: Ireland Baldwin Has Kim Basinger’s Genes

Ireland Baldwin naked. You’re welcome.

Mike Redmond | April 2, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Giada De Laurentiis Denies Banging Every Guy She’s Ever Been On TV With

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Star magazine would publish a cover photo of you in a coffin if they thought you’d buy it, so it’s not a stretch to think when they heard Giada De Laurentiis’ was getting divorced they went “Okay, let’s start with ‘she fucked everyone,’ then work our way backwards from…

Carmen Ribecca | January 8, 2015 - 10:00 am

The Rest of The Goddamn #VMAs

Because our server is like the TARDIS if the TARDIS had Down syndrome, we’re falling apart at the seams over here, so here’s the rest of The 2014 VMAs before the whole thing explodes. And if you’re wondering why I’m not posting about Beyonce’s feminist tour de force or Miley Cyrus using all of her…

Mike Redmond | August 25, 2014 - 1:35 pm

Angel Haze On Ireland Baldwin: ‘We F*ck’

Ever since breaking up with Slater Trout (actual name), Ireland Baldwin has been constantly seen on Instagram with rapper Angel Haze who just confirmed to The Independent that the two fuck which just saved me from writing a post about Shia LaBeouf terrorizing a homeless guy before his arrest. Then again, that story is also…

Mike Redmond | June 27, 2014 - 1:46 pm

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to…

Mike Redmond | April 14, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Ireland Baldwin Is Single, Grabbing Her Boob

If you’ve been reading this site for the past year, then you’re well aware of our obsession with Ireland Baldwin and have at least asked yourself once what the hell she’s doing with a guy named Slater Trout. A question that apparently Ireland Baldwin asked herself because she dumped his ass yesterday. More importantly than…

Mike Redmond | March 7, 2014 - 11:29 am

Ireland Baldwin’s Topless

Welcome to part one of my three-part series, Fish Posts Photo Galleries Just For Him, So You Can Suck It, starting with Ireland Baldwin posing topless on Instagram. Which, granted, doesn’t include any nipples, but that’s only because the sight of them makes Alec Baldwin’s adamantium claws pop out, and then he slaughters an entire…

Mike Redmond | January 16, 2014 - 10:51 am

Did Ireland Baldwin Pose For The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue?

Last night’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful red carpet was almost entirely models who’ve posed for the issue, yet here’s Ireland Baldwin making the case for harvesting Kim Basinger’s DNA and injecting it into babies. Which means either Ireland posed for this year’s issue, or Sports Illustrated tried to bait Alec Baldwin into…

Mike Redmond | January 15, 2014 - 10:30 am

Alec Baldwin Is Now The Target Of The Fundamentalist C*cksucking Illuminati

“You see this queer here? I’m touching him and I know there’s probably gay poison all over him.”
“Wow, this was really not worth the extra $20.”

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It’s starting to look like MSNBC didn’t care much whether Alec Baldwin called a paparazzo a “cocksucking faggot” or…

Carmen Ribecca | November 27, 2013 - 10:00 am

Leave Ireland Baldwin’s Dad Alone!

If you thought the Alec Baldwin calling a photographer a cocksucking fag fiasco ended when he brilliantly wheeled out his hairdresser and went, “See? I love dick-licker!” hell to the fuck no. Since then, he attacked another reporter – making that three in one morning – had his MSNBC show suspended (if not cancelled altogether),…

Mike Redmond | November 18, 2013 - 12:09 pm

See? Alec Baldwin’s Hair Stylist Is A Gay C*cksucker, This Was A Big Deal Out Of Nothing

Alec Baldwin has been in some shit since calling a photographer a “cocksucking fag” yesterday, or “fathead” as acoustics will undoubtedly prove clearing Alec’s good, tolerant name. So to put a stop to this horseshit, Alec Baldwin set out to find his gay hairstylist and literally shove him in front of the cameras to make…

Mike Redmond | November 15, 2013 - 1:00 pm

Ireland Baldwin Turned 18 Today

Ireland Baldwin turned 18 today, and what better way to celebrate this blossoming of a beautiful, young woman than reposting that gallery where you can almost see her butthole? Because what’s Chris Hansen going to do about it? Nothing, that’s wh- ah, shit, he found the Kendall Jenner bikini pics. ABANDON SITE!


Mike Redmond | October 23, 2013 - 12:25 pm

The 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

We’ve already spent way too much time on the Emmys, so here are the rest of the red carpet pics featuring such classics as Rapidly De-Aging Skylar White, an act of terrorism, Julianne Hough & The See-Through Butt, My Dick Is Huge I Can Laugh However I Want, Haha! Superman Dumped You, Bring Your Viral

Mike Redmond | September 23, 2013 - 11:19 am

And Now Ireland Baldwin Making Out With A Cup of Frozen Yogurt

Before I get into the topic I click-baited you all here with (Haha, idiots.), let me point out that the above is Ireland Baldwin’s latest Instagram photo which was purposefully taken right after Slater Trout banged her on that couch because, in case I was too subtle earlier, there is no God. Anyway, my point…

Mike Redmond | September 3, 2013 - 3:50 pm

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.29.13

“Internet perverts, TO ME!!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the most depressing back-to-back shots of Baywatch stars you’ll ever see. Unless I successfully outbid Steve Hirsch for the rights to the sextape The Hoff made with a McRib. Then we’ll be in business, sexy, mustard-covered penis busine–Woah! What the hell?

Carmen Ribecca | August 29, 2013 - 4:00 pm

Stop Trying To Make Hailey Baldwin Happen.
Just Stop.

Ireland Baldwin became a thing because she’s underage a leggy, impossibly hot blonde who also happens to be the daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger. And even I’ll admit some of that may be over-hyped. (Or under-hyped depending how long you stare at this Vine video.) Since then, there’s been a movement to make…

Mike Redmond | June 25, 2013 - 11:29 am

Hey, Alec Baldwin, This Dude’s Banging Your Daughter In The Ocean

Slater Trout is really Spencer Pratt? KHAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!

Alec Baldwin didn’t seem to give a shit when I posted a semen-themed Instagram pic of his daughter Ireland and her boyfriend Pickerel Bass, so here’s the two of them pretty much banging in the ocean. And unless Alec Baldwin is surprisingly cool with older dudes…

Mike Redmond | June 4, 2013 - 12:15 pm

Ireland Baldwin Went Paddleboarding In A Bikini

Here’s Ireland Baldwin and her boyfriend Slater Trout in Hawaii over the weekend where they thought it’d be a great idea to Instagram this photo and caption while on her father’s dime: …

Mike Redmond | May 28, 2013 - 11:31 am
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