Posts tagged "Ireland Baldwin"

Reminder: Ireland Baldwin Has Kim Basinger’s Genes

Ireland Baldwin naked. You’re welcome.

By: The Superficial / April 2, 2015

Giada De Laurentiis Denies Banging Every Guy She’s Ever Been On TV With

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Star magazine would publish a cover photo of you in a coffin if they thought you’d buy it, so it’s not a stretch to think when they heard Giada De Laurentiis‘ was getting divorced they went “Okay, let’s start with ‘she fucked everyone,’ then work our way backwards from…

By: Photo Boy / January 8, 2015

The Rest of The Goddamn #VMAs

Because our server is like the TARDIS if the TARDIS had Down syndrome, we’re falling apart at the seams over here, so here’s the rest of The 2014 VMAs before the whole thing explodes. And if you’re wondering why I’m not posting about Beyonce‘s feminist tour de force or Miley Cyrus using all of her…

By: The Superficial / August 25, 2014

Angel Haze On Ireland Baldwin: ‘We F*ck’

Ever since breaking up with Slater Trout (actual name), Ireland Baldwin has been constantly seen on Instagram with rapper Angel Haze who just confirmed to The Independent that the two fuck which just saved me from writing a post about Shia LaBeouf terrorizing a homeless guy before his arrest. Then again, that story is also…

By: The Superficial / June 27, 2014

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to…

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Ireland Baldwin Is Single, Grabbing Her Boob

If you’ve been reading this site for the past year, then you’re well aware of our obsession with Ireland Baldwin and have at least asked yourself once what the hell she’s doing with a guy named Slater Trout. A question that apparently Ireland Baldwin asked herself because she dumped his ass yesterday. More importantly tha…

By: The Superficial / March 7, 2014

Ireland Baldwin’s Topless

Welcome to part one of my three-part series, Fish Posts Photo Galleries Just For Him, So You Can Suck It, starting with Ireland Baldwin posing topless on Instagram. Which, granted, doesn’t include any nipples, but that’s only because the sight of them makes Alec Baldwin‘s adamantium claws pop out, and then he slaughters an entire…

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2014

Did Ireland Baldwin Pose For The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue?

Last night’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful red carpet was almost entirely models who’ve posed for the issue, yet here’s Ireland Baldwin making the case for harvesting Kim Basinger‘s DNA and injecting it into babies. Which means either Ireland posed for this year’s issue, or Sports Illustrated tried to bait Alec Baldwin into…

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2014

Alec Baldwin Is Now The Target Of The Fundamentalist C*cksucking Illuminati

“You see this queer here? I’m touching him and I know there’s probably gay poison all over him.”
“Wow, this was really not worth the extra $20.”

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It’s starting to look like MSNBC didn’t care much whether Alec Baldwin called a paparazzo a “cocksucking faggot” or…

By: Photo Boy / November 27, 2013

Leave Ireland Baldwin’s Dad Alone!

If you thought the Alec Baldwin calling a photographer a cocksucking fag fiasco ended when he brilliantly wheeled out his hairdresser and went, “See? I love dick-licker!” hell to the fuck no. Since then, he attacked another reporter – making that three in one morning – had his MSNBC show suspended (if not cancelled altogether),…

By: The Superficial / November 18, 2013

See? Alec Baldwin’s Hair Stylist Is A Gay C*cksucker, This Was A Big Deal Out Of Nothing

Alec Baldwin has been in some shit since calling a photographer a “cocksucking fag” yesterday, or “fathead” as acoustics will undoubtedly prove clearing Alec’s good, tolerant name. So to put a stop to this horseshit, Alec Baldwin set out to find his gay hairstylist and literally shove him in front of the cameras to make…

By: The Superficial / November 15, 2013

Ireland Baldwin Turned 18 Today

Ireland Baldwin turned 18 today, and what better way to celebrate this blossoming of a beautiful, young woman than reposting that gallery where you can almost see her butthole? Because what’s Chris Hansen going to do about it? Nothing, that’s wh- ah, shit, he found the Kendall Jenner bikini pics. ABANDON SITE!

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By: The Superficial / October 23, 2013

The 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

We’ve already spent way too much time on the Emmys, so here are the rest of the red carpet pics featuring such classics as Rapidly De-Aging Skylar White, an act of terrorism, Julianne Hough & The See-Through Butt, My Dick Is Huge I Can Laugh However I Want, Haha! Superman Dumped You, Bring Your Viral

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2013

And Now Ireland Baldwin Making Out With A Cup of Frozen Yogurt

Before I get into the topic I click-baited you all here with (Haha, idiots.), let me point out that the above is Ireland Baldwin‘s latest Instagram photo which was purposefully taken right after Slater Trout banged her on that couch because, in case I was too subtle earlier, there is no God. Anyway, my point…

By: The Superficial / September 3, 2013

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.29.13

“Internet perverts, TO ME!!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the most depressing back-to-back shots of Baywatch stars you’ll ever see. Unless I successfully outbid Steve Hirsch for the rights to the sextape The Hoff made with a McRib. Then we’ll be in business, sexy, mustard-covered penis busine–Woah! What the hell?

By: Photo Boy / August 29, 2013

Stop Trying To Make Hailey Baldwin Happen.
Just Stop.

Ireland Baldwin became a thing because she’s underage a leggy, impossibly hot blonde who also happens to be the daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger. And even I’ll admit some of that may be over-hyped. (Or under-hyped depending how long you stare at this Vine video.) Since then, there’s been a movement to make…

By: The Superficial / June 25, 2013

Hey, Alec Baldwin, This Dude’s Banging Your Daughter In The Ocean

Slater Trout is really Spencer Pratt? KHAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!

Alec Baldwin didn’t seem to give a shit when I posted a semen-themed Instagram pic of his daughter Ireland and her boyfriend Pickerel Bass, so here’s the two of them pretty much banging in the ocean. And unless Alec Baldwin is surprisingly cool with older dude…

By: The Superficial / June 4, 2013

Ireland Baldwin Went Paddleboarding In A Bikini

Here’s Ireland Baldwin and her boyfriend Slater Trout in Hawaii over the weekend where they thought it’d be a great idea to Instagram this photo and caption while on her father’s dime:…

By: The Superficial / May 28, 2013

BREAKING: Ireland Baldwin Made Another Vine Video, In A Bikini

Because Kim Basinger‘s DNA is apparently the building blocks for everything right and good in the world, Ireland Baldwin shook her ass in another Vine video, only this time in a bikini and without her boyfriend’s dumb stupid face in it. And if you’re worried about looking at it, don’t worry, I’m pretty sure the…

By: The Superficial / April 25, 2013

Ireland Baldwin Was At Coachella

Ireland Baldwin and her “Professional Stand Up Paddle Surfer” boyfriend Slater Trout (Yup.) were at Coachella over the weekend, so here are those pics because you people can’t get enough of her and/or really want to give Alec Baldwin an aneurysm. On that note, if you’re like me and think these aren’t her best shots,…

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2013
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