Posts tagged "Indiana Jones"

Robert Pattinson Isn’t The New Indiana Jones

"Rupert Sanders' car belongs in a museum!" Because England is a silly place, the British tabloids started a rumor that Robert Pattinson would be the new Indiana Jones which the Internet went fucking batshit over because everyone remembers when Powder played Young Indiana Jones. (I …
By: The Superficial / June 5, 2014

Bradley Cooper Might Be The New Indiana Jones

Now that Disney owns the right to Indiana Jones, it's time to milk the fuck out of this puppy except there are two small problems: 1. Harrison Ford could literally die at any second. And 2. Shia LaBeouf has evolved into a non-famous fart-sniffing entity …
By: The Superficial / March 26, 2014

‘Indiana Jones 4′ on TV, in Commercial Form

Did you think you were going to get more than a day without some sort of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull media? Nice try, suckers. Here's the new TV spot for what I'm hiply-dubbing IJ4:KotCS (you say the last part "cot-kiss"), chockfull of some fantastically redundant titles for …
By: Superficial / April 29, 2008