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Coco’s Pregnant

Coco’s pregnant. We’re gonna need a bigger Earth. More »

All Things Begin And End With Coco

Last Friday when things really started to go pear-shaped, Coco was there to guide us into the darkness. And now that we’re slowly exiting the darkness, it’s only fitting that she’s here to guide us back into the light. Also, Photo Boy cropped these like four days ago, and butts are money. But enough Kierkegaard,… More »

Coco Isn’t The Grammys and Other News

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- Monday Motivation to help restore the productivity that the above gallery shattered. [theCHIVE]

- Tim and Eric on morning television is magic. [Huffington Post]

- Tony Bennett thinks there are doctors around the world prescribing crack. No, really. [Dlisted]

- Lady GagaMore »

Coco Was.. It Doesn’t Really Matter

Here’s Coco also hosting a Halloween party as some sort of slutty devil thing, it’s really not important. And you can tell by the amount effort of Ice-T put into his own costume before fading entirely into the background.

COCO: What are you wearing tonight, honey?
ICE-T: Eh, I’m just gonna put… More »

Coco & Ice-T Renewed Their Vows

Do you, T of Ice, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, through sickness and in health, through tearing that ass up and her being all tired and shit but she still let you look at a titty while you rub one out, for as long as youMore »

Ice-T’s Son Arrested For Being a Wankster

The comedy takes cares of itself on this one, so let’s jump right into it. Ice-T’s 19-year-old son, the literally named “Ice Marrow,” was arrested for masturbating outside of a Van Nuys strip club, according to

What happened? Well it depends on WHO you ask. Lil Ice’s friends and supporters say he… More »

Ice-T’s Just Rubbing It In Now

Look at Coco!” he said, pointing out his wife. “Look at that ass! You can’t get that unless you are Ice-T!”

- Ice-T expressing his love for Coco while simultaneously dashing the dreams of everyone not named Ice-T. We live in a cruel world. [Popeater]

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Coco and The True Meaning of Halloween

Here’s Coco and Ice-T at Heidi Klum’s Halloween party over the weekend where Coco couldn’t have captured the true spirit of the holiday more had she dressed like Jack Skellington and started yelling, “It’s pronounced ‘sow-in,’ you guys,” at a Wiccan poetry slam. Because if giant breasts can’t penetrate the membrane between our world and… More »

Ice-T & Coco seem like a nice couple

I pretty much pulled the plug on celebrity Halloween pics yesterday but couldn’t resist this set of Ice-T and his wife Coco at Club Plumm Friday night. Mostly because they’re recreating the timeless love scene where Black Punisher bangs Slutty Catwoman from behind – while yanking her tail in public. God, I love Shakespeare.

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Coco shouldn’t jog in a heavily populated area

Ice-T and his wife Coco attended the premiere of I Am Legend last night in New York. While my first thought seeing these photos is wishing Ice-T suddenly became invisible, I’ve got to wonder what sex is like with those gargantuan breasts. I know, if I were trapped underneath them, I’d be screaming bloody murder… More »

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