Posts tagged "Ian Somerhalder"

Rich F*cking Assholes Acting Like Hippies (Coachella)

It’s that time of the year again when celebrities spend thousands of dollars to hang out with other celebrities and pretend they’re all dirty hippies.

The Superficial / April 13, 2015

Ian Somerhalder’s Engaged To Not Nina Dobrev

Posted by Photo Boy
Despite what my body and athletic prowess would suggest, I am not a 13 year-old girl, so the only thing I know about Ian Somerhalder is that he’s the guy who tried to bang Dawson in The Rules of Attraction and I used to put pics of his smarmy dickface i…

Photo Boy / January 16, 2015

Nina Dobrev & Ian Somerhalder Broke Up

“See? That screen’s not calibrated right. I’m way prettier than you guys.”
I know absolutely nothing about Vampire Diaries, and barely more than about Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder. In fact my knowledge basically consists of one is crazy hot and the other wanted to bang his sister on Lost. But apparently them breaking u…

The Superficial / May 9, 2013

Ian Somerhalder Was Totally Instagram Before Instagram Was Instagram

Whoa, hold up, a scarf AND a Polaroid camera? I think you’ve got Johnny Depp’s attention, Ian Somerhalder. I think you’ve got his attention.
Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, WENN

The Superficial / May 8, 2012

Ian Somerhalder: Cat Detective

“Prepare for a tummy rub, crime.”
Before this post turns into a dreamily heroic yet comically misguided adventure of bleeding heart proportions, a little background from the Washington Post that you’re going to want to skip if at least 50% of your cubicle is kitten-themed:
Jacob Burris, the campaign manager for Arkansas Democratic congressional candidate…

The Superficial / January 27, 2012

Nina Dobrev Won The Emmys

In a sane and just world, a teen vampire drama riding the Sparkle-wiener coattails of Twilight would have no business being at the Emmys, but then again, they invited the gold-diggers from Real Housewives, so it’s really anyone’s game at that point. Anyway, here’s The Vampire Diaries star Nina Dobrev who if you locked me…

The Superficial / September 19, 2011