Posts tagged "Hugh Jackman"

Batman V Superman Won Comic-Con

My rundown of Comic-Con 2015 where I declare the new Batman V Superman trailer the winner because I wasn’t there to see Ryan Reynolds talk about horse porn.

The Superficial / July 13, 2015

Put Me Down For ‘Chappie’

Yesterday, I put the trailer for Chicks Dig Gay Guys on the site as a favor, so there’s absolutely no reason why I shouldn’t post one for Chappie, the new Neill Blomkamp film starring Hugh Jackman and Die Antwoord (yup) because it looks fucking awesome and doesn’t make me stare into a mirror wondering the…

The Superficial / November 5, 2014

Deveining Brett Ratner: A Review of ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’

In the past eight hours since I left the theater, I’ve put way too much thought into X-Men: Days of Future Past which is something you never, ever want to do with an X-Men movie because, holy shit, do these things fall apart under the slightest bit of scrutiny. As for what I’ve been thinking…

The Superficial / May 23, 2014

Ellen Page Really Knows How To Make Bryan Singer Sound Innocent

In a new profile for The Hollywood Reporter, Ellen Page opens up about her decision to come out of the closet and reinventing her acting career after spending the past few years battling depression. She also inexplicably – and candidly – answers a question about the Bryan Singer rape accusations instead of letting a publicist…

The Superficial / May 12, 2014

Hugh Jackman’s Life Just Peaked

The last sound Jon Hamm heard was a distinct “SNIKT!” He doesn’t recall posing for the picture (They told him it was Hugh Jackman’s birthday. It wasn’t.) or bleeding out all over George Stephanopoulos’ shoes. In fact, he doesn’t remember much of anything on account of he’s dead. “Had his dick been just a tad…

The Superficial / May 8, 2014

‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Has A New Trailer And It Is Much Better

Here’s the official second trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past which mops the floor with whatever the hell was going on in the first one simply by not making the movie look like it’s about two Shakespearean actors wearing leather inside a laser tag. Which don’t get me wrong, that’s entirely what it’s about,…

The Superficial / March 24, 2014

‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Has A Trailer

Here’s the official trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past, the sequel to the surprisingly good, X-Men: First Class. Except this time around, you get all the X-Men you recognize but in generic future outfits on horrible looking sets with way too much eye makeup yet somehow not nearly enough Wolvie whitewalls which should’ve bee…

The Superficial / October 29, 2013

Yes, Hugh Jackman, Punching Maria Menounos Is Exactly How Straight Men React To Her Ass

Here’s Hugh Jackman visiting the set of Extra yesterday where Maria Menounos’ ass looked fantastic which is literally all you need to know here. In fact, I’m not even going to bother making some sort of quip about how consistently fantastic said ass is because I’ll just say something stupid like “you can set your…

The Superficial / September 13, 2013

Hugh Jackman’s Stalker Threw Her Pubes At Him

While these may look like boring photos of Hugh Jackman politely shaking hands with random fans in New York yesterday, they become pretty goddamn amazing once you realize his morning would’ve sent most celebrities sobbing into a panic room. The New York Post reports:
A deranged female stalker burst into Hugh Jackman’s West Village gym…

The Superficial / April 15, 2013

‘The Wolverine’ Has An Actual Trailer Now

After a “tweaser,” a teaser and a hologram of Hugh Jackman’s sideburns on the moon, Fox has finally released the full-length trailer for The Wolverine even though absolutely nobody gives a shit thanks to the last one raping everyone I hold dear if I recall correctly. At any rate, this one was supposed to be…

The Superficial / March 27, 2013

Anne Hathaway Won’t Stop Talking About Anne Hathaway’s Vagina

HER: And then, I got out of the car, and you could see my vagina. And everyone was like taking pictures of it, but I didn’t want them to take pictures of it because it’s my vagina…
HIM: Are those the new Versace loafers? Goddamn…

Like most people, I’ll never forget where…

The Superficial / December 12, 2012

Hugh Jackman’s in ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Now

Adding even more credence to the theory that Bryan Singer is just gonna act like no other X-Men movies were made after X2, Hugh Jackman is joining the cast of X-Men: Days Of Future Past alongside Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen which was pretty much obvious to anyone even remotely familiar with the iconic cover

The Superficial / November 29, 2012

Bryan Singer’s Directing ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Now (‘First Class 2′ To People Who Get Laid)

Where the hell has this picture been all my life?
Despite doing a boob-diamondly awesome job with the rushed-to-production X-Men: First Class, director Matthew Vaughn has walked from the sequel, X-Men: Days Of Future Past, Is That Hitting The Spot, Nerds? Yeah, You Like That White-Walled Wolverine Shit, Sluts, which apparently forced Fox to drive…

The Superficial / October 31, 2012

It’s Hobo Wolverine

“I’m the best at what I do, and what I do is eat beans out of a can.”
Because homeless superheroes are all the rage right now, all the rage, here’s Hugh Jackman on the set of The Wolverine this morning where apparently Logan will find himself wandering the streets because clearly liberal Hollywood’s trying…

The Superficial / August 3, 2012

Hugh Jackman’s Wife Says He’s Not Gay

“Alright, Hugh, I look like Jack Nicholson. Can we make love now?”
“I’m thinkin’ about it.”
In a move that will surely put this issue to rest, Deborra-Lee Furness is shooting down rumors that Hugh Jackman is gay by talking about how she married him because he does the dishes. Via RadarOnline:
“The line I…

The Superficial / November 30, 2011

Hugh Jackman Got Hit in the Nuts

Since I’ve always fancied this site as America’s Funniest Home Videos with breasts, here’s a video of Hugh Jackman getting hit in the groin playing cricket (after the jump) because apparently eating an entire lighting structure with his face wasn’t painful enough. I can only assume he’s on some sort of mission to prove how…

The Superficial / December 27, 2010

Hugh Jackman Almost Dies for Oprah

“I have found your blood offering acceptable, Australia. Kia Sorentos for everyone!”
Hugh Jackman almost lost his life for Oprah while filming a segment at the Sydney Opera House this morning. He was supposed to make a heroic zip-line entrance to the stage, but instead decided to crash directly into the lighting rig to prove…

The Superficial / December 14, 2010

Hugh Jackman’s shirtless workout

These are either shots of Hugh Jackman working out on the beach, or accidentally jogging in front of a Lane Bryant in the Sahara Desert. I don’t even know how you tell the difference, but after typing that last part, I need to vomit until I no longer speak the English language. *horf-horf-horf-horf*

The Superficial / December 14, 2009

Hugh Jackman & Daniel Craig interrupted by cell phone. Pissiness ensues.

Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig had their performances interrupted in the Broadway play “A Steady Rain” last week when a theatergoer’s cell phone went off in the front row. The generally unflappable Hugh actually stops the play and asks the person “Are you gonna get that?” James Bond gets i…

The Superficial / September 28, 2009

Dita Von Teese is busty and other news

- Courtney Love is apparently competing with Lindsay Lohan for the title of “Most Cracked Out Twitter User.” [PopEater]
- Hugh Jackman keeps picking up his daughter after school [Lainey Gossip]
- Mischa Barton’s new show is canceled after airing just two episodes. [Just Jared]
- Megan Fox hosts SNL this weekend. [PopSugar]
- Lindsay

The Superficial / September 25, 2009
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