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Kendra Wilkinson’s Dad Wants To Shake Hugh Hefner’s Hand?

Hugh Hefner Gave Girlfriends Quaaludes, Called Them ‘Thigh Openers’

According to Holly Madison’s new book, Hugh Hefner offered her Quaaludes the first time she met him and referred to them as “thigh openers.” Naturally, she moved in three weeks later. … More »

The Playboy Mansion Had Secret Tunnels To Celebrity Houses editors recently discovered old blueprints showing secret tunnels leading from the Playboy Mansion to Jack Nicholson, Warren Beatty, Kirk Douglas, and James Caan’s houses. Also, we’re pretty sure this is how Kendra got out. More »

Holly Madison Wanted To Kill Herself While Living In Playboy Mansion

Holly Madison reportedly contemplated suicide while living in the Playboy Mansion which is strange because old men’s penises always sounds like such a dream. More »

Hugh Hefner’s Finally Being Asked About Bill Cosby

Now that we’ve established who’s totally kissing who, you guys, watched Kendall Jenner get spanked by Santa, and learned how many women Leonardo DiCaprio fucked this weekend alone, let’s check in on Bill Cosby and the mountain of shit that’s flowed out of him since the last mountain of shit two days ago: … More »

Bill Cosby Stripped Of Honorary Navy Title As More Women Come Forward

Some of you haven’t enjoyed my coverage of the Eric Garner decision, or racism in general, so in this post I not only believe that a black man is guilty of a crime, but also (slightly) question the motives of his alleged rape victims. It’s practically Christmas for your tiny little white dicks. Let’s roll! More »

Hugh Hefner & Crystal Harris Are Engaged. Again.

“I knew you’d fly back to me, Amelia Earhart.”

The last time Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris got engaged, she ditched him five days before the wedding, hocked her ring then went on Howard Stern and told everyone Hugh’s a never-nude that ejaculates at the drop of a wooden nickel. So how you… More »

Hugh Hefner’s Son Beat Up A Playmate

Apparently Hugh Hefner rents his creations out to his kids along with a generous insurance policy so they don’t have to worry about returning them in perfect condition, because his son Marston just found himself arrested after beating the shit out of 2011 Playmate of the Year Claire Sinclair, according to TMZ:

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Lindsay Lohan Playboy Issue Breaks Sales Records, Says Elderly Man On Twitter

If you asked Hugh Hefner what he ate for breakfast this morning, he’d call you a Nazi spy and threaten to phone his pal Charles Lindbergh to “teach you what for.” So with that information in mind, here he is on Twitter talking about the Lindsay Lohan Playboy issue like his “girlfriends” have sales tickers… More »

Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Leaked’ Playboy Photos Worked

Seen here wafting the set of her Playboy shoot with the rich aroma of ash-scented noonerhole, Lindsay Lohan’s spread that conveniently found itself “leaked” Friday morning has forced Hugh Hefner to release the issue early because clearly this was a frustrating turn of events that in no way was orchestrated from the start. TMZ reports:… More »

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