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Kevin Federline Defends Britney Spears

Seen here being told the worst news of his life ("No chicken wings?! Girl, we out."), Kevin Federline has stepped forward to defend Britney Spears from a new lawsuit alleging she sexually harassed a bodyguard in between ritualistic beatings of her children with a belt. Via People:…

By: The Superficial / September 9, 2010

Robyn Gibson: ‘Mel Never Abused Me’

And Mel Gibson just caught a break. Look at that face! According to TMZ, his ex-wife Robyn has signed a sworn declaration stating "Mel never engaged in any physical abuse of any kind toward me before, during or after our marriage." However, it should be noted Robyn was the Australian Blowjob Rodeo Queen five year…

By: The Superficial / July 15, 2010