Posts tagged "Honey Boo Boo"

Mama June’s Trying To Get Honey Boo Boo Back On TV Already

Mama June and the Honey Boo Boo clan are meeting with television producers for a new show because Americans will watch anything. Literally anything. I once saw a show about cakes. Just cakes.

By: The Superficial / February 19, 2015

Mama June Offered $1 Million To Make A Sex Tape

“Y’all wanna watch us do it Jon Gosselin-syle?”

When we last left Mama June — you know what? This shit’s fucked up by itself. I’m not dredging that all up again. Roll the TMZ quote:

Mama June may have bugs in her feet, but she’s still sexy enough to pull a…

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014

Mama June: ‘TMZ Photoshopped Me Next To A Child Molester’

Mama June has been working the talk show circuit to clear her name and make money after she basically forced TLC to cancel Here Comes Honey Boo Boo by leaving Sugar Bear for her ex-boyfriend convicted child molester Mark McDaniel who, by the way, also raped her daughter Anna Cardwell when she was eight. And…

By: The Superficial / November 14, 2014

Mama June: ‘Pumpkin’s Father Is A Different Child Molester, Alright?’

I’m going to be completely honest here. After yesterday’s Kim Kardashian Naked FUPA Emporium, I actually miss these simple country folks, and their horrifying shit-pit of codependency filled with child molesters. It’s practically quaint. But enough about why I have tears in my ears, here’s Mama June explaining to Entertainment Tonight why Mark McDaniel, the…

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2014

Mama June’s Letting Pumpkin Believe The Child Molester Is Her Real Dad

It’s been a while since we peered into the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo spittoon, and surprise, it’s still getting more awful by the minute. Which is pretty amazing considering the last post was about Mama June letting Honey Boo Boo sleep in the same bed as the child molester who already raped one daughter

By: The Superficial / November 11, 2014

Honey Boo Boo Slept In The Same Bed As The Child Molester ‘Allegedly’

“All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous.”

A few days ago, there was a tiny glimmer of light shining out of the Honey Boo Boo crock pot of shit when TLC announced it will not pay Mama June Shannon in full for the unaired episodes it couldn’t run thanks to her decision to…

By: The Superficial / November 5, 2014

TLC Will Pay Kids In Full For ‘Honey Boo Boo’ Episodes, Not Mama June

“Who wants sketti, y’all?”

Exactly everything coming out of the Mama June Shannon dating the man who molested her daughter situation has been God-fucking-awful, so it’s refreshing to finally see some good news even if it doesn’t involve the words a Southern sheriff saying “Boy, fetch me mah elephant gun.” There’s still time.

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014

Mama June: ‘The Truth Will Come Out On My Side’

Mama June Shannon gave an exclusive interview to E! News yesterday to let everyone know that the protection of her kids is her “number one priority” which she’ll now demonstrate by giving indirect answers about whether she’s dating a child molester who raped one daughter in front of another one. She honestly should’ve been a…

By: The Superficial / October 30, 2014

Mama June’s Daughter Was Molested In Front Of Her Other Daughter

With each passing day, the Mama June dating a convicted child molester who raped her own daughter situation keeps getting soul-crushingly worse even with child protective services involved who probably can’t do shit. And now Radar has released the full incident report from Mark McDaniel’s sexual abuse of June’s daughter Anna (Chickadee) which apparently included…

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2014

Mama June Under Investigation By Child Services

“Pah. Manga wonjee kohkpa, oong Jedi. Chool kanya wee shaja mee-choo.”

After word, and undeniable photo evidence, got out that Mama June Shannon was letting convicted child molester Mark McDaniel near Honey Boo Boo even though he molested one daughter, most people wondered when the fuck child services is going to get involved.

By: The Superficial / October 28, 2014

Mama June Let Her Pedophile Boyfriend Near Honey Boo Boo

So here’s all the awfulness that’s spewed out of the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo pedophile shitfest over the weekend which unsurprisingly does get worse than finding out June Shannon’s convicted child molester boyfriend Mark McDaniel forced her own daughter to perform oral sex on him when she was eight. And if this seems like…

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014

Mama June’s Pedophile Boyfriend Molested Her Daughter Chickadee

And here comes the dark, disturbing ending everyone knew was coming. Mama June Shannon’s daughter Anna Cardwell – Chickadee to fans of the show – has come forward and not only identified herself as the 8-year-old victim Mark McDaniel forced to perform oral sex, but shot down Mama June’s bullshit video denying she’s back together…

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014

‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ Is Cancelled

UPDATE: It was her own daughter. The dude molested her own daughter.

After news broke yesterday that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo star Mama June Shannon is dating her ex-boyfriend Mark McDaniel a convicted child molester who forced oral sex on an 8-year-old relative of June’s, TLC has officially cancelled the show because…

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014

Mama June Is Dating A Convicted Child Molester

“Will this’n here help you catch more keeds? I love you!”

Last month, we found out that somehow Sugar Bear done cheated on Mama June (I really stop joking about all of this as you’ll see in a minute.) because if Jon Gosselin has taught us anything, it’s that reality TV is a…

By: The Superficial / October 23, 2014

SUGAR BEAR DONE CHEATED ON MAMA JUNE!

UPDATE: Turns out this story was a bullshit cover for Mama June to get back together with her pedophile ex-boyfriend who molested her daughter. Yup.

Somebody is having sex with the man in this photograph besides the giant woman next to him. That’s literally what you’re about to read because our reality i…

By: The Superficial / September 19, 2014

Yup, We’re All Dying Tomorrow. Good Game.

Via Jezebel:

There are two Honey Boo Boo porn parodies in the works. That’s right: a reality show about a six-year-old little girl, her three underage sisters, and their parents, is thought to be appropriate source material for a couple of hardcore adult films that are currently being developed.
The Anal Adventures

By: The Superficial / December 20, 2012

Miley Cyrus Don’t Need No Dang Ol’ Pants To Love That There Honey Boo Boo Child

Seen here dressin’ all fancy like in her skivvy-peepers showin’ that there young’n child how the Debbil’s Holiday ain’t just an excuse to say “spooks” without the librul gummint puttin’ it’s desegremagation upon us, Miley Cyrus went on the gargoyle wermen’s TV box show and said she can’t get enough of that danngone Honey Boo

By: The Superficial / October 18, 2012

Honey Boo Boo Endorsed Obama. Goddammit…

Because apparently Octomom’s endorsement wasn’t enough (Goddamn, gun-toting single moms), Honey Boo Boo endorsed Barack Obama on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Monday night. So if you were giddy about last night’s debate performance, knock that shit off and prepare thy magical underloons for the reign of your new Mormon overlord and also make sure dinner’s o…

By: The Superficial / October 17, 2012

Kris Jenner Wants To Manage Honey Boo Boo Now

“You know what this post needs to give it moxie? Sasquatch tits. Make it happen.” – Me, five minutes ago to a room full of execs who’ll do anything for a shot at that penis joke brass ring.

Despite horribly insulting her show by calling it the same exact thing as Keeping Up

By: The Superficial / October 11, 2012

Kris Jenner Thinks Honey Boo Boo’s Mom Is Exploiting Her. Kris Jenner.

Above is a picture of Kris Jenner making her 14-year-old daughter Kylie pose for pictures with and presumably take advice from Kendra Wilkinson because eventually all of her daughters will have sex tapes she’ll sell to the highest bidder for fame and profit. And if you click into the gallery, you’ll see bikini photos of…

By: The Superficial / September 7, 2012