Honey Boo Boo

Hey, Guys? I Found What Killed Jesus

Honey Boo Boo made a music video. Let the cleansing fire BEGIN. More »


Mama June’s Trying To Get Honey Boo Boo Back On TV Already

Mama June and the Honey Boo Boo clan are meeting with television producers for a new show because Americans will watch anything. Literally anything. I once saw a show about cakes. Just cakes. More »


Mama June Offered $1 Million To Make A Sex Tape

“Y’all wanna watch us do it Jon Gosselin-syle?”

When we last left Mama June — you know what? This shit’s fucked up by itself. I’m not dredging that all up again. Roll the TMZ quote:

Mama June may have bugs in her feet, but she’s still sexy enough to pull a… More »



Mama June: ‘TMZ Photoshopped Me Next To A Child Molester’

Mama June has been working the talk show circuit to clear her name and make money after she basically forced TLC to cancel Here Comes Honey Boo Boo by leaving Sugar Bear for her ex-boyfriend convicted child molester Mark McDaniel who, by the way, also raped her daughter Anna Cardwell when she was eight. And… More »


Mama June: ‘Pumpkin’s Father Is A Different Child Molester, Alright?’

I’m going to be completely honest here. After yesterday’s Kim Kardashian Naked FUPA Emporium, I actually miss these simple country folks, and their horrifying shit-pit of codependency filled with child molesters. It’s practically quaint. But enough about why I have tears in my ears, here’s Mama June explaining to Entertainment Tonight why Mark McDaniel, the… More »


Mama June’s Letting Pumpkin Believe The Child Molester Is Her Real Dad

It’s been a while since we peered into the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo spittoon, and surprise, it’s still getting more awful by the minute. Which is pretty amazing considering the last post was about Mama June letting Honey Boo Boo sleep in the same bed as the child molester who already raped one daughterMore »



Honey Boo Boo Slept In The Same Bed As The Child Molester ‘Allegedly’

“All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous.”

A few days ago, there was a tiny glimmer of light shining out of the Honey Boo Boo crock pot of shit when TLC announced it will not pay Mama June Shannon in full for the unaired episodes it couldn’t run thanks to her decision to… More »


Page 1 of 3