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Christina Aguilera Loved That Time Hillary Clinton Stared At Her Boobs

Christina Aguilera loved that time Hillary Clinton checked our her rack almost as much as we did. Almost. More »

Susan Sarandon Wants People To Go Bernie Or Bust, Goddammit

Susan Sarandon’s boobs have some dangerous shit to propose. More »

How Does Hillary Keep Beating Bernie Sanders? I Have A Theory

You already know I’m gonna say Katy Perry’s boobs? Aww, who told? More »


There is no Bertney, only Bratney. And Hillary Clinton. More »

Hillary Clinton Secures Crucial Ginger Sex Worker Endorsement

Lindsay Lohan endorsed Hillary Clinton in case you were still on the fence and waiting for a prostitute’s opinion. More »

Hillary Clinton Losing All-Important Lena Dunham Vote

Lena Dunham is shit-talking Hillary Clinton privately while publicly campaigning for her. What a shocking turn of events. More »

And Now A Moment For Mike Tyson’s Political Opinions

Mike Tyson thinks presidential elections are called “the finals.” So, yeah, you can tell him he’s wrong if you want. More »

Chet Haze Is The Pundit America Needs Right Now

Chet Haze wants to tell you about politicians now. More »

So Let’s See What Hillary Clinton Did Last Nigh- JESUS!

Hillary Clinton doesn’t even have to try anymore. More »

And Now Bill & Hillary Clinton’s Entire Marriage Summed Up In One Photograph

Holy shit. Is it sexual harassment if I kiss Photo Boy on the lips? Because I’m going to kiss Photo Boy on the lips. Where is he? Wheel him in here.

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Bill Clinton Banged Elizabeth Hurley In The White House, According To Tom Sizemore

Before I get into this story, there’s a few things you should probably know. 1. Radar Online pays sources. 2. Drugs cost money. However, 3. Bill Clinton loves pussy. Literally any pussy. No, really. So now that you’re fully educated, here’s Tom Sizemore bragging about the time he hooked up our 42nd president with ElizabethMore »

Samuel L. Jackson’s Playboy Interview Is Amazing

Samuel L. Jackson has a new interview in the October issue of Playboy, and it is a goddamn breath of fresh air after the whining, tone-deaf bullshit coming out of Kanye West and Chris Brown’s mouths. I highly recommend reading the whole thing, but if you’re strapped for time, here are some highlights on the… More »

So How Long Has Bill Clinton Been Able To Assume Control Of Hillary’s Body? Just Curious

Adding… After seeing this shot, let’s not pretend there could’ve been any other outcome.

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Monica Lewinsky Paid $12 Million To Write About Putting Bill Clinton’s Penis In Her Mouth. USA!

While on the surface, Monica Lewinsky’s story seems like just another example of years of evolution conditioning chubby chicks to make with the blowjays as quickly as possible so they can avoid harvesting leopard pelts by themselves which is fucking hard as shit. Except hers is unique in that it taught young Americans in the… More »

Tom Cruise and Hillary Clinton talk sexy to each other

I don’t really follow politics after I lost the election in ’04. Or at least my evil twin did. Anyway, a bunch of readers sent me this video which is a play on the Hillary Clinton 3 A.M. phone call ads by way of Rain Man. Apparently she’s talking to Tom Cruise and… More »