Hilary Duff confirms she joined Tinder and is talking to nine guys who will all die by my hand.
Uncensored paparazzi photos of Hilary Duff in the bikini she wore in her Instagram photo.
Hilary Duff poses in a bikini on Instagram even though I specifically said to DM me. Haha, women. Amirite?
Hilary Duff’s cleavage posed for the cover of ‘Cosmo.’ Hold my calls.
Hilary Duff finally filed for divorce from Mike Comrie. *takes hit of Binaca* Let’s do this.
And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They work totes hard.
Aaron Carter already made shit creepy enough by expressing his undying love for Hilary Duff on Twitter which he did back off on after she told Buzzfeed that it’s weirding her out. Except here he is with a new Instagram pic of himself watching an old episode of Lizzie McQuire because helping your girl lock…
Here’s Hilary Duff’s butt in tight jeans on the set of Good Morning America yesterday where nobody talked about putting their child’s penis in their mouth, so I’m just going to sit here for a while hugging my monitor and quietly weeping until her ass consumes my every thought and I’m back to normal again.
Shortly after Hilary Duff separated from Mike Comrie, the proto-Bieber turned freakishly jacked opportunist Aaron Carter professed his undying love for his long lost ex on Twitter which she’s avoided talking about until now. And, surprise, it creeps her right the fuck out. Buzzfeed reports:
And then we asked the big question: “Aaron…
Above are screencaps from Hilary Duff’s new video “Chasing The Sun.” And below is said video along with all the sound and “music” that comes with it, so let me suggest immediately skipping that and clicking right into the on-set bikini pics which are free from all that stuff I just said along with Hilary…
Yesterday, we saw Hilary Duff’s butt in a bikini, and now today we’re seeing it tight jeans, and I honestly couldn’t tell you which way looks hotter. Mostly because my every thought is consumed with being suffocated by it as this plane of existence slowly drift away. Which isn’t even real anyway, so it’s not…
If you’ve been following the site lately, then you’re probably aware of my recent obsession with Hilary Duff. Shit, I invited you all to the wedding. (Still need those RVSPs.) And if you work for law enforcement, then you’ve probably been waiting for me to slip up, so you can finally land that restraining order.
Above is Hilary Duff letting Danny Masterson’s sister Alanna grab her boob (“Ew, no! That’s where the alien ghosts live!” – John Travolta, somewhere.) while sporting a temporary moon tattoo on her arm that, according to Radar, apparently means something in Scientology, but somehow not my guess of Tom Cruise’s penis loves the moon’s man-butt.