Posts tagged "Hilary Duff"

Hilary Duff Rejected By Seven Men

Hilary Duff got rejected by seven guys on a call-in dating show in Australia. That sound you just heard is Fish hollowing out a dingo.

Photo Boy / June 5, 2015

Hilary Duff’s Butt Made A Music Video About Her Tinder Dates

Hilary Duff made a music video about going on dates with men who aren’t me, and no, I did not look into a mirror and growl, “Vengeance is MINE.” You imagined that.

The Superficial / May 15, 2015

Hilary Duff’s Tinder Profile Is Real, I’m Not To Be Disturbed

Hilary Duff confirms she joined Tinder and is talking to nine guys who will all die by my hand.

The Superficial / April 28, 2015

It’s Hilary Duff In A Bikini

Uncensored paparazzi photos of Hilary Duff in the bikini she wore in her Instagram photo.

The Superficial / March 17, 2015

Hilary Duff Meant To Send This Privately, This Is Just For Me

Hilary Duff poses in a bikini on Instagram even though I specifically said to DM me. Haha, women. Amirite?

The Superficial / March 16, 2015

Good God, Hilary Duff’s ‘Cosmo’ Cover

Hilary Duff’s cleavage posed for the cover of ‘Cosmo.’ Hold my calls.

The Superficial / March 2, 2015


Hilary Duff finally filed for divorce from Mike Comrie. *takes hit of Binaca* Let’s do this.

The Superficial / February 23, 2015

The Golden Globes After Parties We Missed

And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They work totes hard.

The Superficial / January 12, 2015


Aaron Carter already made shit creepy enough by expressing his undying love for Hilary Duff on Twitter which he did back off on after she told Buzzfeed that it’s weirding her out. Except here he is with a new Instagram pic of himself watching an old episode of Lizzie McQuire because helping your girl lock…

The Superficial / December 5, 2014

Help Me, Hilary Duff’s Butt In Tight Jeans, You’re My Only Hope

Here’s Hilary Duff’s butt in tight jeans on the set of Good Morning America yesterday where nobody talked about putting their child’s penis in their mouth, so I’m just going to sit here for a while hugging my monitor and quietly weeping until her ass consumes my every thought and I’m back to normal again.

The Superficial / October 8, 2014

Hey, Aaron Carter, Stop Creeping Out My Girlfriend Hilary Duff

Shortly after Hilary Duff separated from Mike Comrie, the proto-Bieber turned freakishly jacked opportunist Aaron Carter professed his undying love for his long lost ex on Twitter which she’s avoided talking about until now. And, surprise, it creeps her right the fuck out. Buzzfeed reports:

And then we asked the big question: “Aaron

The Superficial / September 11, 2014

The ‘Hilary Duff’ Fappening Pics Are A Sick, Twisted Mind Game. I Have Feelings, Dammit!

UPDATE: Here’s the official denial and legal threats, in case it wasn’t blatantly obvious the pics are fake.
So several of you have written in to alert me about new The Fappening (NSFW) pics that are supposedly of Hilary Duff which is weird because it’s not like I’m obsessed with her or anything. Obsessed with…

The Superficial / September 5, 2014

Good Morning, Hilary Duff, And Other News

- Rest In Peace, Lauren Bacall. [Dlisted]
- Ashton Kutcher’s website is apparently run by plagiarists. [Lainey Gossip]
– And now 64 pics of Ronda Rousey. [theCHIVE]
- Norm MacDonald has an awesome Robin Williams story. [Fishwrapper]
- Keeping Up With The Kardashians with no Kardashians and only Bruce is amazing. [The Frisky]
- Alessandra

The Superficial / August 13, 2014

Hilary Duff Getting A Bikini Rubdown, Anyone?

Above are screencaps from Hilary Duff’s new video “Chasing The Sun.” And below is said video along with all the sound and “music” that comes with it, so let me suggest immediately skipping that and clicking right into the on-set bikini pics which are free from all that stuff I just said along with Hilary…

The Superficial / July 29, 2014

This Is A Post About Hilary Duff’s Butt

Yesterday, we saw Hilary Duff’s butt in a bikini, and now today we’re seeing it tight jeans, and I honestly couldn’t tell you which way looks hotter. Mostly because my every thought is consumed with being suffocated by it as this plane of existence slowly drift away. Which isn’t even real anyway, so it’s not…

The Superficial / July 15, 2014


If you’ve been following the site lately, then you’re probably aware of my recent obsession with Hilary Duff. Shit, I invited you all to the wedding. (Still need those RVSPs.) And if you work for law enforcement, then you’ve probably been waiting for me to slip up, so you can finally land that restraining order.

The Superficial / July 14, 2014

I Swear To God, Hilary Duff’s Ass, I Don’t Even Know Who Blake Lively Is

It’s been two years since I’ve used this song on a Hilary Duff post, so I’m pretty sure I’ve earned the right to use it again in lieu of commentary that won’t do these pics anywhere near the justice they deserve. Unless you want me to talk about why I drew an X-wing on my…

The Superficial / May 16, 2014

Hilary Duff Might Be A Scientologist

Above is Hilary Duff letting Danny Masterson’s sister Alanna grab her boob (“Ew, no! That’s where the alien ghosts live!” – John Travolta, somewhere.) while sporting a temporary moon tattoo on her arm that, according to Radar, apparently means something in Scientology, but somehow not my guess of Tom Cruise’s penis loves the moon’s man-butt.

The Superficial / May 8, 2014

The 2014 iHeartRadio Music Awards

Posted by Photo Boy
As far as I can tell from these photos, The iHeart Radio Music Awards are almost entirely ignored by anyone relevant in the music industry, which is why the most famous person on the red carpet was Hilary Duff and even she showed up looking like a just starting to melt

Photo Boy / May 2, 2014
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