A man is driving around LA threatening to propose to Hilary Duff, and I know what you’re thinking.
Hilary Duff confirms she joined Tinder and is talking to nine guys who will all die by my hand.
Uncensored paparazzi photos of Hilary Duff in the bikini she wore in her Instagram photo.
Hilary Duff poses in a bikini on Instagram even though I specifically said to DM me. Haha, women. Amirite?
Hilary Duff’s cleavage posed for the cover of ‘Cosmo.’ Hold my calls.
Hilary Duff finally filed for divorce from Mike Comrie. *takes hit of Binaca* Let’s do this.
And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They work totes hard.
Aaron Carter already made shit creepy enough by expressing his undying love for Hilary Duff on Twitter which he did back off on after she told Buzzfeed that it’s weirding her out. Except here he is with a new Instagram pic of himself watching an old episode of Lizzie McQuire because helping your girl lock…
Here’s Hilary Duff’s butt in tight jeans on the set of Good Morning America yesterday where nobody talked about putting their child’s penis in their mouth, so I’m just going to sit here for a while hugging my monitor and quietly weeping until her ass consumes my every thought and I’m back to normal again.