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Shia LaBeouf Still Leaking Emails From Alec Baldwin

“If 10,000 people forwarded that email, Bill Gates would’ve gave us free computers AND YOU RUINED IT!

Two weeks ago, Shia LaBeouf quit the Broadway play Orphans over “creative differences” with Alec Baldwin that he made public by tweeting emails between Alec, Shia and the play’s director Daniel Sullivan. One of which was…

Mike Redmond | March 7, 2013 - 10:00 am

Alec Baldwin’s Drunken Grizzly Bear Seed Is Strong

Despite a busy schedule of clandestine right-wing operatives roping him into going 800% bear-shit on the paparazzi, Alec Baldwin somehow found time to ejaculate into his wife’s vagina thus impregnating her and making all those random sidewalk push-ups look slightly less ridiculous. When asked if they’re hoping for a boy or a girl, Alec responded…

Mike Redmond | January 30, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Alec Baldwin Seems Really Secure About His Marriage, I Sense A Lot of Confidence Here

“This will only take a sec, babe. I’m just so athletic and virile I have to exercise every couple of minutes or my strong, powerful muscles lock up. ‘Too young at heart,’ my doctor calls it. Why don’t you go on ahead? I’ll catch up in a minute. (Alright, sidewalk, it’s just you and me…

Mike Redmond | November 5, 2012 - 12:20 pm

The Republicans Made Alec Baldwin Attack The Paparazzi Again

“You see this Pillow Pet? It’s scared of flash photography. But that’s something you scum wouldn’t understand, would you? Where’s your soul?

Shocking news: Alec Baldwin flipped out on another photographer this morning while walking home to his New York apartment. Only this time it was kind of funny because the dude really…

Mike Redmond | June 29, 2012 - 12:43 pm

Alec Baldwin Punched A Photographer In The Face


Alec Baldwin is usually such a calm, rational man who handles conflicts with dignity and poise, not to mention the man’s a genius. Which is why I was shocked to read he punched a photographer right…

Mike Redmond | June 19, 2012 - 12:46 pm