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Alec Baldwin Already Dicked A Third Baby Into His Wife

Alec Baldwin is a virile motherfucker. More »

Hilaria Baldwin’s Showing Off Her Post-Baby Body Already

Hilaria Baldwin started showing off her post-baby body two days after giving birth. That has to be a record. Concerning, but a record. More »

Alec Baldwin Has Produced A Male Heir

Alec Baldwin is the proud father of a son whose fire and anger will surely rain down upon us in years to come. Congratulations. More »

Hilaria Baldwin’s Pregnant Again

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Alec Baldwin has a well-documented history of patience and tolerance for all living things. Combine those qualities with his readiness to violently protect his bike if you’re a photographer and your arm touches it his family and you’ve got solid dad material. Granted, the average life expectancy for an… More »

Alright, Which One of You C*cksuckers Arrested Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin was arrested this morning after riding his bike the wrong way down Fifth Avenue. Which sounds pretty innocuous until you find out he was really arrested after being stopped by the police then going Alec Baldwin on them and now everything makes perfect sense. TMZ reports:

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Tracy Morgan Is Worried About Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin is mostly known for his one-man war against the cocksucking Illuminati more than anything else these days which has his 30 Rock co-star Tracy Morgan concerned and/or mainly enjoying the chance to go, “Oh, shit, and you were telling me how to live my life?” Via The New York Times:

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Alec Baldwin’s Wife Is Limber

Here’s Hilaria Baldwin posing for a photo shoot in Madrid over the weekend, and yes, that’s her nipple popping out. As for how she’s not being swarmed by paparazzi to take a picture of it, Alec Baldwin mauled them to death then dragged their bodies to a cave. I saw the whole thing.

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