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Good Morning, Boobs Fighting AIDS, And Other News

Mariah Carey has never been more Mariah Carey-er. [Lainey Gossip]

Dax Shepard’s secret vasectomy. [Dlisted]

The Hoff spent all his money on booze and cheeseburgers. [TMZ]

Trump called a former Miss Universe “Miss Piggy.” [Newser]

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Heidi Klum Is Topless Again

Heidi Klum topless, anyone?

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Good Morning, Heidi Klum Bikini Photos, And Other News

Tom Cruise made pissy phone calls about Preacher. [Lainey Gossip]

Robert DeNiro would scissor Jennifer Lawrence. [Dlisted]

No, Chris, your neighbors hate you because you’re an asshole. [TMZ]

Chrissy Teigen vs. Charlotte McKinney [Egotastic]

Your morning links. …

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BEST OF 2015: Heidi Klum Topless

Heidi Klum topless is the Best of 2015 for July.

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Heidi Klum’s Butt Getting Spanked With A Spoon, Anyone?

That is Heidi Klum’s butt with a spoon on it.

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That’s Heidi Klum’s Nipple

Heidi Klum topless- and you’re already in the post.

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The 2015 Golden Globe Awards

I probably should’ve checked if there are any more awards show this month because here’s the rest of The 2015 Golden Globes that we may or may not have blown 75% of our photo budget on already. In our defense, it has boobs in it, and a Ruth Wilson pic that justifies whatever it is…

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Heidi Klum’s Topless In This Post, Too

When I scheduled this morning’s Topless Heidi Klum Best of 2014 post last week so I could do jackshit over the last four days, I had no idea that Heidi would also spend this past weekend sunbathing topless in St. Barts. And yet here we are, so if this is part of Agent Klum’s Doomsday…

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BEST OF 2014: Heidi Klum Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

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The 2014 American Music Awards

Now that we’ve seen Nakedsaurus, Rise of The Sasquatch Nip Guardians, Cry For Me, Justintina, and BUTTFORCE 9000, here’s the rest of The 2014 American Music Awards which you’ll probably notice contains a disproportionate amount of Kate Beckinsale pics even though she’s not a musical artist. Like anyone else there was. Check your privilege.

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It’s Heidi Klum’s Halloween Costume

Every Halloween Heidi Klum wears an overly elaborate costume as she’s done each year (except for last when she merely revealed her true form) since Hitler summoned her from the demonic realm to vanquish his enemies and festoon the Fatherland with topless tittery. So here she is transformed into a beautiful butterfly which I’m pretty…

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Heidi Klum & Seal Might Get Back Together

“Oh, how I’ve missed your space boob…”
“Mind-bone me, Norrin Seal!”

According to In Touch Weekly, Heidi Klum and Seal might be getting back together after spending two years banging other people. So I’m just going to assume that was a simple matter of her agreeing to stay out of his camera

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Heidi Klum’s Still Topless

Here’s Day 2 of Heidi Klum’s topless vacation with 27-year-old Vito Schnabel who at one point was banging Demi Moore, but presumably saw Boba Fett crawl out of her stomach and called it a day. As for what that has to do with the price of flapjacks in Germany, who understands half of these posts,…

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That’s Heidi Klum Completely Topless

So remember yesterday when I helped promote an inspirational site then people got butthurt about Creationist Cosmos? Well, now back to NAKED TITTIES. Whoo! Aw yeah! No thinking here! SCORE.

*drinks alone in the bathroom*

Photos: AKM-GSI,

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That’s Heidi Klum’s Nipple

So far today I’ve told you that all the joy and magic has been sperminated out of the world, made you look at Justin Bieber pretend to be James Dean, and showed you the new Lady Gaga video and Scott Disick’s penis back-to-back. So to make up for that, here’s Heidi Klum’s nipple falling out…

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Heidi Klum & Jessica Alba Are The Rest of The People’s Choice Awards

Considering we did one post about the People’s Choice Awards last year (Read: You forgot the boobs.), I entirely forgot they were a thing. But then Kat Dennings’ breasts changed all that because this year we have four posts, including a Bertney story, which will be forgotten in an hour because Heidi Klum and Jessica

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Heidi Klum Still Owns Halloween

Every year for Halloween, Heidi Klum holds Rick Baker hostage until he transforms her into a reality-bending creation that unleashes the full power of Samhain in hopes of one day resurrecting Herr Fuhrer. So here’s Heidi making Guy Pearce in Prometheus look like fucking clown shoes, and then God willing, going home and asking her…

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Heidi Klum Got Sunburn On Her Butt, Wants You To Look At It

Heidi Klum spent the weekend in the Bahamas where she apparently burnt her ass tanning which is amazing because I could’ve sworn Gwyneth Paltrow just said the sun’s our natural friend who could never hurt us. In fact, I bet that’s not even sunburn at all. That’s a moonburn! How much is that cratered bastard…

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