Posts tagged "Heather Graham"

Heather Graham Is Immortal

I don't care what you may have seen or heard or downloaded from iTunes this morning, but Heather Graham not aging a fucking day is the most important thing happening on the Internet right now, if not in the lives of every man, woman and child on the planet. For God's sake, vampires are real!

By: The Superficial / December 13, 2013

Heather Graham’s In A Bikini Again And Other News

- Michael Fassbender knows how to treat a lady he doesn't want another lady to know he's banging behind her lady-back. [Lainey Gossip] - What the hell is Adrienne Maloof wearing? [Dlisted] - Against my pansy liberal judgement, hot chicks with guns. [theCHIVE] - Kanye West actually bought a very sweet baby shower gift for…

By: The Superficial / June 4, 2013

Heather Graham’s In A Bikini

Heather Graham and the cast of The Hangover III were in Rio yesterday where apparently at one point Heather was like, "Hey, we should go down to the beach," and Ken Jeong was like, "Ooh, I'll come!" then spent the whole time telling Heather his wife had cancer and just wants him to "be happy."…

By: The Superficial / May 29, 2013

Good Morning, Heather Graham, And Other News

- The new issue of Esquire is all about the Pitt Porn. [Lainey Gossip] - Taylor Swift really hates Justin Bieber now. [Dlisted] - Mind The Gap - 44 Pics [theCHIVE] - Jay-Z says Beyonce isn't pregnant, so let's believe one half of the Folding Stomach duo. They seem trustworthy. [tooFab] - In case you…

By: The Superficial / May 21, 2013

Lindsay Lohan’s Sucking Money Out of Ashton Kutcher, Too

"I wonder if this teleprompter's rich..." Because Ashton Kutcher needs more comparisons to Charlie Sheen in his life, the National Enquirer reports Lindsay Lohan has been using him like an ATM, too, because getting up on time and not doing drugs is hard. You wouldn't understand: Although their brief romance was never serious, “Ashton ha…

By: The Superficial / February 15, 2013

Heather Graham is Still in a Bikini and Other News

- Joan Rivers offers to pay for Lindsay's rehab. [Popeater] - Jennifer Aniston just Angelina'd a bitch. [Dlisted] - Karissa Shannon wants to Kim Kardashian Jaden Smith. [Hollywood Tuna] - Kellan Lutz does not belong here. [Lainey Gossip] - Miley Cyrus in short shorts. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - AnnaLynne McCord definitely doesn't have a…

By: The Superficial / July 14, 2010

Heather Graham in a Bikini.. Yay?

Not unlike sex with me, Ass Monday is about to end as soon as it started in a whimper of questionable enjoyment. On that note, here's Heather Graham in Ischia, Italy today where she may or may not be attempting to discreetly bang her boyfriend under a beach towel which, in my book, is adequate…

By: The Superficial / July 12, 2010

Heather Graham bends things for learning and other news

- Lady GaGa and Sarah Palin are our most influential people. Cue Canadian invasion in 3... 2... [PopEater] - Chelsea Handler might have a sex tape. Or a smart publicist. [Dlisted] - Emma Stone is what Lindsay Lohan could've been if she didn't fall out of Dina's money-hole. [Lainey Gossip] - Jessica Simpson just gave…

By: The Superficial / April 29, 2010

Lindsay Lohan turned down The Hangover

If there's one thing I never expected to hear, it's Lindsay Lohan turning down acting work which would subsequently fuel her drug addiction. But apparently that was the case with The Hangover which has been a box office juggernaut this summer. Us Weekly reports: A source tells Us that director Todd Phillips approached Lohan to…

By: The Superficial / July 8, 2009

Heather Graham goes braless in London

Heather Graham opted to go braless at the UK premiere of The Hangover today, and whoever said she has horrible, saggy breasts without a pushup bra owes her an apology. Also, they should probably kill themselves for bringing shame to this site. I run a respectable business here once you get past all the vaginas,…

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2009

Heather Graham attacked by dinosaur

Heather Graham attended the Dublin premiere of The Hangover last night and apparently wanted to look like she just got out of a knife fight with Hayden Panettiere. I say this because the slash marks stop just short of Heather's chest, and I have a healthy imagination. Ladies? I mean, myself? Photos: Splash News, WENN

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2009

Heather Graham: Alive and cleavagey

Here's Heather Graham at the premiere of The Hangover last night, and I completely forgot she even existed and had ridiculous breasts. On that note, I'll never forget how she got me fired for what I'm about to do in the men's room. (Read: Build a giant toilet-paper-roll periscope into the ladies room. I see

By: The Superficial / June 3, 2009