Fun Fact: This pic is from August. Four months ago August. She’s dead. She died.
In defiance of the laws of physics, Hayden Panettiere gave birth to a baby girl, Kaya Evdokia, last Tuesday, according to PEOPLE, who spoke very little about Hayden’s current state because housewives don’t want to read about a… More »
Here’s a pregnant as fuck Hayden Panettiere at the Emmys last night where it was a goddamn miracle her unborn daughter didn’t burst out of her chest and terrorize Sigourney Weaver. Which isn’t so much a joke about the giant’s fetus inside of her (a justifiable curse for stealing his magic beans) as much it’s… More »
Because I’m still trying to work myself up to write about Gary Oldman, here’s an increasingly pregnant (IN THE BEWWWBBSS!1) Hayden Panettiere in Italy over the weekend which I was going to post yesterday but got distracted by such pressing topics as who’s grooming Miley Cyrus’ vagina and Wiener-Tuck: A Rich Man’s Game. So enjoy… More »
Her: “WHYYYYYY?! WHY DID I LET YOU DO THIS TO ME?! OH GOD, IT’S CRUSHING MY LIVER! IT’S SIX-WEEKS-OLD HANDS ARE CRUSHING MY LIVER! MIDGETS AND GIANTS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO PROCREATE! I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY, GOD! YOU WERE RIGHT! YOU WERE RIGHT AND WE DEFIED YOUR LAWS! WE DEFIED THEM LIKE FOOLS! WHY CAN’T I… More »