Posts tagged "Harrison Ford"

The New ‘Star Wars’ Trailer Is What The Prequels Should’ve Been

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ has a new trailer and GOOD GOD.

The Superficial / April 16, 2015

Harrison Ford Crashed His Plane Into A Golf Course, Walks Away, NBD

Harrison Ford crashed his plane into a golf course in Venice, CA but is expected to make a full recovery because Han Solo, bitches.

The Superficial / March 6, 2015

Harrison Ford Basically Destroyed ‘Episode VII’

“Do I look like a guy who won’t break his leg to get out of this thing?”
A little less than two weeks ago, word got out that Harrison Ford broke his ankle after tripping over the door to the Millenium Falcon (No, really.), but everyone seemed optimistic he’d be back in a few weeks.

The Superficial / June 24, 2014

Harrison Ford Already Broke His Ankle On The Millennium Falcon

“I also went poop in R2-D2. Shh.”

In case you’re wondering how the original cast of Star Wars is doing on the set of Episode VII, they’re old and falling over everything. THR reports:

Harrison Ford sustained an ankle injury during filming today on the set of Star Wars: Episode VII.

The Superficial / June 13, 2014

Bradley Cooper Might Be The New Indiana Jones

Now that Disney owns the right to Indiana Jones, it’s time to milk the fuck out of this puppy except there are two small problems: 1. Harrison Ford could literally die at any second. And 2. Shia LaBeouf has evolved into a non-famous fart-sniffing entity of such pure pretentiousness that it gave James Franco a…

The Superficial / March 26, 2014

Yo Dawg, Disney Heard You Like Star Wars So It Put Wars In Your Stars So You Can Star While You War

If you haven’t heard by now, Disney made a surprise announcement at CinemaCon yesterday that there’s going to be eight million new Star Wars movies now, or one every summer starting with Episode VII in 2015 if you like factual numbers steeped in reality. According to io9, the game plan is to realize an “Episode&#8221…

The Superficial / April 18, 2013

‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Is Going To Have A Lot of Old People In It

Last week, Latino Review reported that Harrison Ford is officially in talks to be in Star Wars: Episode VII which was initially dismissed as a rumor. Except yesterday Mark Hamill confirmed to Entertainment Tonight that the filmmakers have been reaching out to the original cast because Old Spock was in J.J. AbramsStar Trek so…

The Superficial / February 21, 2013

Apparently I’ll Post Bikini Photos of Calista Flockhart

Last night I met the (third) woman I’m going to marry. I’ve never told anyone this before, but shortly after filming Temple of Doom, I found myself drawn, powerfully even, to waif-like bodies, stricken with hunger and perhaps a tad boyish if I may be frank. Now at long last I found someone who encapsulated

The Superficial / February 20, 2013

Harrison Ford Wants To Play Han Solo Again (This One I Didn’t Make Up. Honest.)

“Great shot, kid! Now listen, Chewie and I are taking off, but tell Leia I looked online and her body will produce a secretion that will shut the whole thing down, so there’s nothing to worry about. She’ll know what I mean.”

Because apparently everyone’s going to talk about Star Wars for forever…

The Superficial / November 6, 2012

Harrison Ford Rode a Horse Through Manhattan With David Letterman

“I’m tellin’ ya, she’s that thin, Dave. Won’t even smell food. I have to cook in the basement.”
Sometimes I just like to post pics that make me laugh for reasons I don’t even know, so here’s Harrison Ford riding a horse through Manhattan with David Letterman, and more importantly, making this face, so I…

The Superficial / July 19, 2011

Calista Flockhart has never seen Star Wars

Despite the fact she’s engaged to freaking Han Solo, Calista Flockhart has never seen any of the Star Wars movies, according to WENN:
The couple, who became engaged on 1 April 2007, have been dating since 2002. And Flockhart, who was still a child at the time the original film debuted in 1977, blames her…

The Superficial / March 2, 2009

Steven Spielberg directs Tom Cruise and an effin’ gaggle of celebs in a horribly meta “Get out the Vote” video

Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Justin Timberlake, Scarlett Johannson, Ryan Reynolds, Harrison Ford, Borat, Shia LaBeouf, Tobey MaDumbFace and a shitload of celebrities got together for a follow-up to the “Five Friends” video encouraging people to vote. Jesus, these things have sequels now? At least they got Spielberg to direct. Or,…

The Superficial / October 29, 2008

Harrison Ford and the Raiders of His Freakin’ Chest Hair

Because I’m so awesome, I just now caught wind of the Harrison Ford PSA where he waxes his chest to stop deforestation. No foolin’, video after the jump. Since we’re on the subject of Captain Solo himself, I’m increasingly excited to check out the new Indiana Jones flick. George Lucas revisiting a classic franchise? How…

The Superficial / May 21, 2008

Harrison Ford & Carrie Fisher had drunken space sex

Han Solo and Princess Leia knocked space boots – for real! Apparently, Harrison Ford got a hold of Carrie Fisher’s cinnamon buns and gave her a bit of The Force during the making of the first Star Wars film. Here’s what Carrie revealed on an upcoming British TV special, according to The Sun:
“I went…

The Superficial / April 29, 2008

Harrison Ford is Indiana Jones


This is the first shot of Harrison Ford back in costume for the new Indiana Jones movie coming out in 2008. I was gonna make a joke about the movie being about him yelling at kids to stay off his lawn, but he looks amazingly good for a 64-year-old. When I’m 64 I’ll be…

Superficial / June 22, 2007

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are engaged

Harrison Ford has reportedly asked Calista Flockhart to marry him after five years together. And if you have your doubts, the story gets even more suspicious considering he allegedly proposed on April Fool’s Day.
Flockhart, who is more than 20 years younger than Ford, apparently took some convincing that it wasn’t a joke, but…

Superficial / April 18, 2007

Calista Flockhart is looking weird

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This is what happens when you don’t work for five years and let Harrison Ford date you. Who needs makeup when you’re going out with a 60-year-old. Looking even remotely attractive risks giving him a heart attack. Or maybe having his arm break off in a cloud of dust.
More of…

Superficial / July 24, 2006

Calista Flockhart might be Gollum

In case you’ve ever entertained thoughts of dating Harrison Ford, let this be a lesson to you all. If I didn’t tell you that this thing used to be Calista Flockhart I know you wouldn’t have guessed it. Instead, you probably would have left some comments asking why I was posting pictures of strange sewer…

Superficial / February 10, 2006

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart still together

When did Harrison Ford grow man boobs? Indiana Jones is supposed to be manly hot, not womanly I have breasts hot. Although I must admit, breasts are pretty hot.

Superficial / September 23, 2005