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Gwyneth Paltrow says we can’t eat octopuses anymore

I think people would stop calling Gwyneth Paltrow a haughty bitch all the time if she stopped acting like a haughty bitch. More »


Gwyneth Paltrow’s Steamed Vagina Is ‘Liberated’ From You Fools

Gwyneth Paltrow’s steam-powered vagina will smite her enemies! More »


Don’t @ Leighton Meester With Your Steamed Vaginas

Leighton Meester will pass on the steamed clams, thank you very much. More »


OB/GYN: ‘Gwyneth Paltrow Is Dumb, Don’t Put Rocks Up There, Holy Shit’

A real gynecologist would like to discuss Gwyneth Paltrow selling people a rock to put in their vagina, which is apparently not a good idea. I’m shocked. More »


Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Put A $66 Rock In Your Vagina

Gwyneth Paltrow has a stone egg for you to stick up your vagina because that’s something one person suggests to another now. NBD. More »


Gwyneth Paltrow Has An App Called ‘G. Spotting’ Now

Gwyneth Paltrow is really running with this vagina thing. More »


So Gwyneth Paltrow Probably Voted For Trump

Gwyneth Paltrow is super excited about Trump’s America. More »


Gwyneth Paltrow Is, Like, Punk Rock

Gwyneth Paltrow is a punk rock kid at heart, you guys. More »


Gwyneth Paltrow’s Side Boob Is Having A Moment


Goop Dreams Of A Goop That’s Not Synonymous With Goop

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks she can separate herself from a brand named after Gwyneth Paltrow. More »


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