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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Side Boob Is Having A Moment

Goop Dreams Of A Goop That’s Not Synonymous With Goop

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks she can separate herself from a brand named after Gwyneth Paltrow. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Still Steaming Her Vagina Like An Ancient Korean

Gwyneth Paltrow can’t imagine life without shooting mugwort steam up her noonerhole. More »

Scale Not The Walls For Goop For See You She Shall Not

People scaled a wall to see Gwyneth Paltrow who had zero fucks to give them. Classic GOOP. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Would Like To Talk About Yam Lube Now

The GOOP Sex Issue is here, and surprise, Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to rub all kinds of crazy shit on your vagina. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Gets That D

Gwyneth Paltrow has the sex. With her vagina. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Pays Actual Money To Get Stung By Bees

GOOP be GOOP-ing. More »

A Moment For Gwyneth Paltrow’s Freshly Steamed Camel Toe

Gwyneth Paltrow’s camel toe will allow your pedestrian eyes to gaze upon its meticulously humidored rotunda. More »

Here’s How Gwyneth Paltrow Rids Her Body Of Our Pedestrian Filth

Gwyneth Paltrow will not be sullied by the likes of you. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Is ‘Taking A Break’ From Acting To Focus on GOOP

Gwyneth Paltrow will no longer grace us with her art. Be strong, my children. Be strong. More »

Ladies and Gentlemen, We’ve Achieved Maximum Gwyneth Paltrow

This > Anything I’ve written about Gwyneth Paltrow. And ever will. More »

Okay, Maybe Gwyneth Paltrow Has The Ass Of A 22-Year-Old Stripper

Gwyneth Paltrow’s butt did a photo shoot. More »

Hmm, If Only Gwyneth Paltrow Could Make The Super Bowl About Her…

Gwyneth Paltrow has unrestricted access to the Blue Ivy. Turn your gaze upon her at once! More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Sells Things On GOOP For $8, You Cheap Poor Hounds

Gwyneth Paltrow has a new interview in Glamour. It went exactly as you expected it to. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Eats The Oreos, Like A Poor

Gwyneth Paltrow is familiar with your sandwich cookies. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Loves Her GOOP Store Heist

Looks like someone learned a thing or two from Beyonce. IT FOLDED IN HALF! More »

Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP Store Got Robbed

Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP store actually has valuable shit worth stealing in it. Who knew? More »

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Holiday Gift Guide Recommends The $956 Ass Wipes

$956 ass wipes. This is happening. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Actually Thinks She Broke The Internet

GOOP be GOOPing. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Might Join ‘The View,’ It’s All Over For Us Now

Gwyneth Paltrow could bring vagina steams to daytime television. More »

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