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Scale Not The Walls For Goop For See You She Shall Not

People scaled a wall to see Gwyneth Paltrow who had zero fucks to give them. Classic GOOP.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Would Like To Talk About Yam Lube Now

The GOOP Sex Issue is here, and surprise, Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to rub all kinds of crazy shit on your vagina.

Mike Redmond |

Gwyneth Paltrow Gets That D

Gwyneth Paltrow has the sex. With her vagina.

Mike Redmond |

A Moment For Gwyneth Paltrow’s Freshly Steamed Camel Toe

Gwyneth Paltrow’s camel toe will allow your pedestrian eyes to gaze upon its meticulously humidored rotunda.

Mike Redmond |

Here’s How Gwyneth Paltrow Rids Her Body Of Our Pedestrian Filth

Gwyneth Paltrow will not be sullied by the likes of you.

Mike Redmond |

Gwyneth Paltrow Is ‘Taking A Break’ From Acting To Focus on GOOP

Gwyneth Paltrow will no longer grace us with her art. Be strong, my children. Be strong.

Mike Redmond |

Ladies and Gentlemen, We’ve Achieved Maximum Gwyneth Paltrow

This > Anything I’ve written about Gwyneth Paltrow. And ever will.

Mike Redmond |

Hmm, If Only Gwyneth Paltrow Could Make The Super Bowl About Her…

Gwyneth Paltrow has unrestricted access to the Blue Ivy. Turn your gaze upon her at once!

Mike Redmond |

Gwyneth Paltrow Sells Things On GOOP For $8, You Cheap Poor Hounds

Gwyneth Paltrow has a new interview in Glamour. It went exactly as you expected it to.

Mike Redmond |

Gwyneth Paltrow Eats The Oreos, Like A Poor

Gwyneth Paltrow is familiar with your sandwich cookies.

Mike Redmond |

Gwyneth Paltrow Loves Her GOOP Store Heist

Looks like someone learned a thing or two from Beyonce. IT FOLDED IN HALF!

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP Store Got Robbed

Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP store actually has valuable shit worth stealing in it. Who knew?

Mike Redmond |

Gwyneth Paltrow Might Join ‘The View,’ It’s All Over For Us Now

Gwyneth Paltrow could bring vagina steams to daytime television.

Mike Redmond |

Today On ‘That’s So Gwyneth’: She Knew James Bond Before All Y’All

Gwyneth Paltrow knew James Bond before he was James Bond, and I mean, it’s not even like a big deal because this happens to her all the time.

Mike Redmond |

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Son Loves Old Navy? GASP!

Gwyneth Paltrow’s son loves Old Navy. She has failed as a mother.

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