Gwyneth Paltrow is the White Devil.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin signed divorce papers. They’re one of us now.
Gwyneth Paltrow claims she quit four days into her Food Bank Challenge because of chicken. Chicken made her do it.
Gwyneth Paltrow has already been spotted at two LA restaurants after agreeing to take Mario Batali's food stamp challenge and live on only $29 worth of food.
Gwyneth Paltrow will only eat $29 worth of food for a week as part of Mario Batali’s NYC Food Bank Challenge. She’ll be dead by continental brunch.
On the heels of Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence revealing they’re still dating, Gwyneth Paltrow goes public with her new boyfriend, too, because ‘conscious uncoupling’ totally wasn’t a crock of shit.
Gwyneth Paltrow and the common woman are apparently tight. Not unlike prom night.
Full Disclosure: Emma Stone and Jennifer Aniston are making this gallery look way more exciting than it really is. I genuinely feel bad tricking you with it.
While Gwyneth Paltrow thinks vagina steams are just tops, actual doctors with real degrees recommend not firing vaporized herbs into your schlong cubicle.
Gwyneth Paltrow knows a big opening weekend banks on partially exposed lady parts on the red carpet, or whatever distracts from Johnny Depp’s 48 scarves, turquoise jewelry, and general odor.
“Haha! And then I said, ‘Well, you’re going to be insecure for a while because that’s not where that thing goes!’ He had sex with mostly groupies after that. It was for the best.”
While this story is ultimately one of many piss-poor business decisions that will eventually drive Yahoo! into the ground, it does involve Gwyneth Paltrow being deemed “less than,” so my pants are already off. This is happening, people. Just embrace it. The New York Times reports:
Even though the actress Gwyneth Paltrow had created a…
Last year over the Thanksgiving holiday, I wrote a giant ass review of Sarah Palin’s Good Tidings And Great Joy, her bullshit book on the bullshit War on Christmas. It took me four days and over 20 hours of writing because clearly I am an idiot who hates rest and relaxation. This year, Kirk Cameron…
Back in October, Martha Stewart dropped a nuclear pie bomb on Gwyneth Paltrow with a recipe titled “Conscious Coupling” complete with a description that took the piss right out of Gwyneth’s divorce. It was a laser-guided strike expected of someone who owns a goddamn drone. But now, a month and a half later, Gwyneth Paltrow…
We’re beginning our initial descent into the maw of the holiday beast where we’ll be slowly digested over the course of the next six weeks. So to speed up that process, here’s the 2014 GOOP Gift Guide which promises to try and stay under $100, yet immediately starts with a $285 zipper wallet that some…