Posts tagged "Gwyneth Paltrow"

Gwyneth Paltrow Might Join ‘The View,’ It’s All Over For Us Now

Gwyneth Paltrow could bring vagina steams to daytime television.

The Superficial | November 10, 2015 - 2:15 pm

Today On ‘That’s So Gwyneth’: She Knew James Bond Before All Y’All

Gwyneth Paltrow knew James Bond before he was James Bond, and I mean, it’s not even like a big deal because this happens to her all the time.

The Superficial | September 22, 2015 - 11:57 am

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Son Loves Old Navy? GASP!

Gwyneth Paltrow’s son loves Old Navy. She has failed as a mother.

The Superficial | August 14, 2015 - 12:31 pm

GOOP Goes To Washington

Gwyneth Paltrow takes the battle against GMOs to Washington because our government is a shitshow and apparently has nothing better to do.

The Superficial | August 6, 2015 - 2:30 pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Yawn Like There’s No Tomorrow

Gwyneth Paltrow wants to yawn, bitch. Yawn like you mean it!

The Superficial | July 14, 2015 - 1:11 pm

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Will Bed Their New Lovers Together

Gwyneth Paltrow is planning a couple’s vacation with Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence because your common divorce is dogshit upon her boot.

The Superficial | June 10, 2015 - 11:40 am

Gwyneth Paltrow F*cks Herself Into Shape, According To Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow looks like Gwyneth Paltrow because of all the sex she has, so you have that information now.

The Superficial | May 20, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Now A Simple Commoner With A Commoner’s Divorce

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin signed divorce papers. They’re one of us now.

The Superficial | April 21, 2015 - 10:26 am

Chicken Made Gwyneth Paltrow Quit The Food Stamp Challenge

Gwyneth Paltrow claims she quit four days into her Food Bank Challenge because of chicken. Chicken made her do it.

The Superficial | April 17, 2015 - 11:19 am

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Food Stamp Challenge Was Bullshit? Why I Never

Gwyneth Paltrow has already been spotted at two LA restaurants after agreeing to take Mario Batali's food stamp challenge and live on only $29 worth of food.

The Superficial | April 16, 2015 - 11:25 am

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Eating Like A Poor Person? The Gwyneth Paltrow?

Gwyneth Paltrow will only eat $29 worth of food for a week as part of Mario Batali’s NYC Food Bank Challenge. She’ll be dead by continental brunch.

The Superficial | April 10, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Still Having Sex With Someone, Too, You Guys

On the heels of Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence revealing they’re still dating, Gwyneth Paltrow goes public with her new boyfriend, too, because ‘conscious uncoupling’ totally wasn’t a crock of shit.

The Superficial | April 8, 2015 - 1:10 pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Is ‘Incredibly Close’ To The ‘Common Woman’

Gwyneth Paltrow and the common woman are apparently tight. Not unlike prom night.

The Superficial | March 18, 2015 - 2:02 pm

The 87th Annual Academy Awards

Full Disclosure: Emma Stone and Jennifer Aniston are making this gallery look way more exciting than it really is. I genuinely feel bad tricking you with it.

The Superficial | February 23, 2015 - 10:15 am

Gwyneth Paltrow: ‘Steam Your Vagina’; Medical Science: ‘Yeah, Don’t Do That’

While Gwyneth Paltrow thinks vagina steams are just tops, actual doctors with real degrees recommend not firing vaporized herbs into your schlong cubicle.

The Superficial | January 29, 2015 - 10:19 am

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Side Boob Won The ‘Mortdecai’ Premiere

Gwyneth Paltrow knows a big opening weekend banks on partially exposed lady parts on the red carpet, or whatever distracts from Johnny Depp’s 48 scarves, turquoise jewelry, and general odor.

Photo Boy | January 22, 2015 - 10:30 am
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