Gwyneth Paltrow’s camel toe will allow your pedestrian eyes to gaze upon its meticulously humidored rotunda.
Gwyneth Paltrow will not be sullied by the likes of you.
Gwyneth Paltrow will no longer grace us with her art. Be strong, my children. Be strong.
This > Anything I’ve written about Gwyneth Paltrow. And ever will.
Looks like someone learned a thing or two from Beyonce. IT FOLDED IN HALF!
$956 ass wipes. This is happening.
Gwyneth Paltrow could bring vagina steams to daytime television.
Gwyneth Paltrow knew James Bond before he was James Bond, and I mean, it’s not even like a big deal because this happens to her all the time.
Gwyneth Paltrow is the White Devil.