Madonna nude painting is… I don’t even know
Here's a nude portrait of Madonna and Guy Ritchie painted in 2005 that goes up for auction on Saturday in Scotland. I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume the artist is blind, so no one had the heart to tell him: A.) He was supposed to paint Madonna not Britney Spears.
Madonna & Guy Ritchie hold hands in public, that must mean they’re in love
Madonna and Guy Ritchie went out for dinner last night and were spotted holding hands. Because that looks perfectly natural within the confines of a marriage. Jesus. This couldn't look anymore staged if they were wearing "His" and "Her's" T-shirts while paddling a canoe. Heidi and Spencer just looked at these pics and went "Pfft.