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Why Does Grant Bowler Have An Erection At The Premiere of A Children’s Movie?

Grant Bowler isn’t even in Despicable Me 2, yet for some reason he was invited to the premiere where he apparently had an erection despite being at a children’s movie. (I thought he was just Hamm-boning it, too, but notice how it’s gone here, and this shot of him shielding it with his son’s body… More »

BEST OF 2012: Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Fell Out While Filming ‘Liz & Dick.’ Of Course.

Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill,More »

Of Course Lindsay Lohan Trashed Elizabeth Taylor’s Cleopatra Trailer. ‘Allegedly.’

“Here’s the bloody culprit, mates! Caught her putting silverware in her bosom, I did.”

In June, long-time Elizabeth Taylor fan Angel Alger spent $50,000, her life savings, on the original Cleopatra trailer where the late actress had numerous affairs with Richard Burton. Except part of the condition of the sale was that Lifetime… More »

Lindsay Lohan Is Concerned With Doing Nudity Now. Lindsay Lohan.

Above, you’ll find the cover from Lindsay Lohan’s infamous Playboy shoot that required two takes because Photoshop technology could only erase so many freckles and cigarette burns at the time. And if you click on the cover, you’ll be taken to photos of Lindsay filming Liz & Dick with her breasts freely flapping about even… More »

Lindsay Lohan Lied To The Cops

Lindsay Lohan’s first reaction to anything is to immediately lie her face off and blame anyone and everyone that isn’t her. Except this time around she managed to lie to the police about who was really driving the rented Porsche that found its way smashed into a tractor-trailer, so here’s TMZ pretending that’s going to… More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs Keep Falling Out, Just Like Elizabeth Taylor!

“SHE’S GONNA BLOW!” *throws Lindsay to the deck, jumps on top of her like a live grenade*

When filming for Liz & Dick began yesterday, I should’ve immediately assumed they were going to film the whole thing in front of the paparazzi because we’ve already seen Lindsay Lohan in swimwear, and now here… More »