Grand Theft Auto V

Lindsay Lohan Actually Sued ‘Grand Theft Auto V’

As a bizarre 28th birthday present to herself, Lindsay Lohan officially filed her lawsuit against the makers of Grand Theft Auto V this morning despite it being proven completely horseshit back in December when she was drumming up press. Yahoo! Finance reports:

Lohan’s suit says a character named Lacey Jonas is an “unequivocal”More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Suing ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Now

Despite a busy schedule of taking selfies of her vadge, Lindsay Lohan somehow found time to threaten to sue the makers of Grand Theft Auto V for allegedly using her likeness without permission. A claim that makes no fucking sense to anyone who’s played the game. TMZ reports:

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The Guy Who Does Franklin’s Voice In ‘GTA V’ Knocked Out Ice Cube In Real Life

Grand Theft Auto V is a goddamn amazing game thanks to it’s engrossing design and writing, and not because of all the outfits you can spend an entire afternoon picking out for your characters even though Trevor keeps putting his Dusche beer sleeveless T back on after I spent all that time finding the right… More »

Thoughts About ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ From A Penis Joke Writer On The Internet

When I set out to write my first impressions of Grand Theft Auto V yesterday, I was prepared to just barely scratch the surface with only a few hours of gameplay, but at least get a good feel for it. What I wasn’t prepared for was to find out that I also needed the evening… More »

I’m Playing ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ For Journalism

Alright, folks, here’s the deal. Grand Theft Auto V came out today, so I’m leaving you in the supple hands of Photo Boy while I spend the next few hours giving it a whirl so I can report back to you with my findings. On that note, if you have any questions you’d like me… More »

‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Has A New Trailer

Here’s the latest trailer for Grand Theft Auto V which apparently lets you play as three characters (Why’s the white guy always gotta be bald? Follicle-ists!) and is five times the size of Red Dead Redemption, GTA IV and San Andreas combined. Or roughly 1/35ths of a Hamm-bone if you want to get all scientific… More »