Madonna Is 80, Wore This Anyway
Madonna's Grammy outfits are a reminder that she still hasn't come to terms with her true age. Because it's 1,000. Madonna is 1,000.
Kanye Acted Exactly Like Kanye At The Grammys
Kanye West pretended to interrupt Beck's Grammy speech last night which apparently wasn't a joke because he genuinely believes Beck should've gave his award to Beyonce. Not that it matters because Kanye West smiled in a photograph, so we're all dead anyway.