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The Golden Globes Crap We Missed

Everyone who wasn’t Katy Perry’s breasts or Orlando Bloom being rejected by them at last night’s Golden Globes is today’s The Crap We Missed.

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Kirsten Dunst & Brie Larson Have Some Pretty Great Breasts, Too

Kirsten Dunst and Brie Larson’s breasts looked goddamn great at the Golden Globes because that’s what you care about.

Mike Redmond |

Lady Gaga Is 29 Years Old, That’s All You Need To Know Here

Lady Gaga bumped into Leonardo DiCaprio at the Golden Globes, or a ghost judging by his reaction.

Mike Redmond |

Will Arnett Brought His New Girlfriend To A Golden Globes After Party

Despite the fact that his ex-wife was the co-prominent host of the evening, Will Arnett brought his new girlfriend Arielle Vanderberg to a Golden Globes after party which I want to let slide because BoJack Horseman was fucking incredible, but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the most offensive crime against humanity in recent history. So…

Mike Redmond |

The Golden Globes After Parties We Missed

And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They work totes hard.

Mike Redmond |

The 2015 Golden Globe Awards

I probably should’ve checked if there are any more awards show this month because here’s the rest of The 2015 Golden Globes that we may or may not have blown 75% of our photo budget on already. In our defense, it has boobs in it, and a Ruth Wilson pic that justifies whatever it is…

Mike Redmond |

Golden Globes: Good God, Jessica Chastain

Here’s Jessica Chastain looking on point at last night’s Golden Globes after spending the week talking about how difficult high school was for her and sharing an old high school photo to inspire others. Which was a powerful message to young girls that anyone’s dreams can come true provided you’re already a beautiful redhead your…

Mike Redmond |

Golden Globes: Hawkeye Made A Boob Joke

After barely 10 months of marriage, Jeremy Renner’s wife Sonni Pacheco has already filed for divorce and cited “fraud” as her reason which is exactly what he needed to keep all those gay rumors quiet. So here’s Hawkeye presenting an award with Jennifer Lopez at last night’s Golden Globes where he decided it’d be a…

Mike Redmond |

Golden Globes: Kate Hudson Gets Her Own Post

Most of you don’t come to this site to hear moving, “totally unprepared” acceptance speeches – We cry about those after hours. (OMG, Amy Adams, you guys.) – so here’s Kate Hudson looking goddamn fantastic at the Golden Globes last night because she’s single now and famous penises aren’t going to just fall right into…

Mike Redmond |

Tina Fey & Amy Poehler Put The Bill Cosby Jokes In The Pudding Pops

As promised, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made with the Bill Cosby jokes at last night’s Golden Globes awards by awkwardly, yet awesomely, ending their monologue with impressions of him drugging women. (8:40 mark if you’re strapped for time.) Although apparently George Clooney laughed, and at jokes about himself, because he’s married now so he’ll…

Mike Redmond |

Jennifer Lopez Dumped Casper Smart Back In April

If you’ve been following the Jennifer Lopez/Casper Smart fiasco this week, you’re probably under the impression that he’s been cheating on her with transsexual model Sofie Vissa. Except, surprise, Jennifer Lopez’s publicist just confirmed to People that she dumped Casper back in April which is conveniently before all the tranny sexting started:

The…

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Holy Santa Maria Jesus Shit Christ, Sofia Vergara’s Breasts At The Golden Globes After-Party

This morning, I made a comment that the Golden Globes were boring as shit and nobody wore anything that justified their own post. Which technically is still true because here’s Sofia Vergara at the after-party where I like to believe the Hollywood Foreign Press took everyone’s awards back and handed them to Sofia’s breasts. “Excusey,…

Mike Redmond |

Jim Carrey Is Shia LaBeouf’s Kryptonite

So I thought was done with the Golden Globes, but that was before I found out Shia LaBeouf got his butterfly penis in a bunch after Jim Carrey made a joke about him while presenting the award for Best Motion Picture. Via The Daily Mail:

“‘Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.’ I believe…

Mike Redmond |

Yellow Grimace & The 71st Annual Golden Globes

Because I wasn’t fucking around when I said we’re getting in and out of the Golden Globes, here’s the rest of the shit you might possibly, but not really, need to know. Starting with these red carpet photos, this Ronan Farrow tweet which is so awesome, he has to be Sinatra’s son:

Mike Redmond |

The Best Looking Women At The Golden Globes: A Non-Definitive Or Even Comprehensive List

Just in case you didn’t believe me that the Golden Globes were boring as all hell, here are the most attractive women from the red carpet: Amy Adams, Margot Robbie, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, and Olivia Wilde. And if you’re wondering, wait a minute, isn’t that last one pregnant? You’re goddamn right she is. Wanna…

Mike Redmond |

Your Internet Girlfriend Photobombed Taylor Swift

For those of you who live real lives instead of a candy-coated titty land where moral decay and excess rule the day, the Golden Globes were last night and, holy shit, were they boring as fuck. So we’re going to get through them as quickly as possible starting with Internet darling Jennifer Lawrence Photobombing Taylor

Mike Redmond |

Jonah Hill Is A Serious Actor Now And You Will Address Him As Such

Last week Will and Jaden Smith gave what had to be the most pretentious, high-on-their-own-farts interview of the year while promoting After Earth. Except here’s Jonah Hill who falls just a tad short of snatching the title, yet gives an impressive douchebag performance in Rolling Stone while promoting This Is The End. Keep in mind,…

Mike Redmond |

Taylor Swift Said Tina Fey & Amy Poehler Are Going To Hell For Making Fun Of Her. They Responded.

In a new interview with Vanity Fair, Taylor Swift’s asked about Tina Fey and Amy Poehler cracking an innocent joke at the Golden Globes about her dating Michael J. Fox’s son. It was harmless and should’ve been taken in stride, so naturally Taylor Swift cried about it and dropped this way out-of-proportion quote Katie Couric

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