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Ben Affleck Let The Nanny Meet Tom Brady, Is An Idiot

Ben Affleck brought the nanny on a private jet with Tom Brady. How did he think that would play out?

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Gisele Bundchen Bikini Photos And Other News

- Joaquin Phoenix playing Doctor Strange is almost a done deal. [Lainey Gossip]

- Whoopi Goldberg defended Roman Polanski, so why not Stephen A. Smith? [Dlisted]

- Leanna Decker is a redhead with big breasts, why we’re alive. [theCHIVE]

- Lana Del Rey is a giant hypocrite. [Fishwrapper]

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The 2014 MET Gala: Sexy People In Fancy Clothes That Cost More Than Your House

So I can move on with my life and find out if other people are showing their boobs at other places, here’s the rest of The 2014 MET Gala featuring the return of Blake Lively’s breasts (I left you for Hilary Duff. Don’t make this weird.), Emma Stone who’s apparently done with her Nosferatu phase,…

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Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding, Anyone?

If you happened to see photos of Gisele Bundchen looking fucking fantastic at the Oral B event in Sao Paolo yesterday, what you might not have known is that right before going on stage, a baby was sucking on her breasts. But now you do because Gisele wanted to share that moment with you and…

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Is Gisele Bundchen Having Octuplets? Jesus Christ

If Alessandra Ambrosio has taught me anything, it’s that pregnancy involves never gaining an ounce of weight for nine months and then a beautiful baby instantly materializes out of your stomach with absolutely zero structural damage. (Unless you’re Jessica Simpson and eat the instruction manual without reading it.) Except here’s Gisele Bundchen in Miami yesterday…

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Gisele Bundchen Hurt The Patriots’ Feelings

And Maria Menounos just made them commit suicide.

As the New England Patriots try to figure out how the hell they lost another Super Bowl to the Giants, perhaps they should look into how a team of grown men are apparently delicate flowers who can’t handle one stick-thin supermodel making a legitimate statement.

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Gisele Bundchen Shits All Over The Patriots

“Shh… Shh… Now you listen to me, Tom Brady. There’s one thing you’ll always have that no one can ever take.”
“My waterslide? And what do you mean ‘take?’ Ohmygod, is it in trouble?!”

Because Gisele Bundchen’s friends and family in Brazil speak a strange, non-American tongue, God didn’t hear their prayers

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Gisele Bundchen: ‘Please Pray For Tom Brady’

Considering the last time the Patriots faced the Giants in the Super Bowl her husband went home crying without even touching his waterslide, Gisele Bundchen has found herself turning to the very same deity Tom Brady proved doesn’t exist when his team essentially anally raped Tim Tebow in the playoffs. The New York Post reports:…

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Tom Brady is an Incredible Dancer

“I said, ‘I like my ‘jitos in a soda cup!’ Is this humidity making my hair look bad?”

If you haven’t seen it by now, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was caught on camera dancing during Carnival yesterday while watching Gisele Bundchen ride by on a float. Now, I’m not going to criticize the…

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Gisele Bundchen in a Bikini

While last week ended with Charlie Sheen and Mike Huckabee battling for Crazy Talk Throne, it seems only fair that this one should start with a supermodel in a bikini, thus restoring balance to the site. So here’s Gisele Bundchen vacationing in Brazil yesterday with Tom Brady who I took the liberty of also posting

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Gisele Bundchen in lingerie and other news

- Matt Lauer is your new cheating husband. [PopEater]

- Russell Crowe plays nice at Cannes. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ben Affleck might be banging Blake Lively. [Dlisted]

- Bar Refaeli knows no one wants to see just her face, right? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Sophie Monk in short shorts.

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Gisele Bundchen has a boy

Because Tom Brady apparently loves committing crimes against nature, the baby boy he put in Gisele Bundchen’s uterus has come out, according to the New York Post. No details were available on the baby’s name, but more importantly, I’ve already begun praying it grows up and wants to play the concert bassoon for a…

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Gisele Bundchen is definitely pregnant

Even though Tom Brady essentially confirmed it, here’s Gisele Bundchen looking pregnant as hell in Boston today in case there were any doubters. I don’t see why they kept this thing such a big secret. People were going to find out eventually when Gisele stopped having the chest of a 15 year old boy…

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Eva Longoria is cleavagey and other news

- Billy Joel buys finds a new prostitute lady prostitute. [PopEater]

- Miley Cyrus wants to be a “lawer.” [Lainey Gossip]

- Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. welcomed a baby girl Saturday but didn’t name her Buffy which immediately makes me question why I just posted this. [Just Jared]

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Catherine Zeta-Jones’ still got it and other news

- Scarlett Johannson is auctioning off a chance to be within gawking distance of her lady mountains. [PopEater]

- Jennifer Aniston singing for Ellen = the worst lesbian porn I’ve seen in my life. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen want to name their unborn son Gabriel. [Just Jared]

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Gisele Bundchen is missing something…

Here’s Gisele B√ľndchen in the latest campaign for London Fog who pretty much confirmed the supermodel is pregnant by admitting they airbrushed out her baby, according to WWD:

The campaign was shot a few weeks ago and the images revealed B√ľndchen’s pregnancy, but her visible baby bump has been retouched out of the…

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Hayden Panettiere is single

- Hayden Panettiere and Steve Jones are no longer a couple. Turns out he’s a womanizer, and she can not only see through keyholes but fit through them and say “Hey, why are you sleeping with that hooker?” [The Blemish]

- Khloe Kardashian might pose for Playboy. Hey, they’re doing lame no-nudity shoots…

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Leighton Meester does music videos now

-Jon and Kate Gosselin are done making statements to the tabloids. Which means we can say whatever the fuck we want. Kate’s vagina looks like an alligator! [Just Jared]

- Jackson Rathbone > Robert Pattinson? Or is that Twi-hard blasphemy? Oh, wait, one of them just nailed a dead bat to…

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Gisele Bundchen has a baby bump

Gisele Bundchen may have denied reports that she’s pregnant, but these pics taken in New York yesterday suggest otherwise. Of course, the only real way to know is by me conducting a pelvic exam, and listen, I’m not going to enjoy it or anything. I’m simply fulfilling my duties as a journalist. Now where’s…

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