Posts tagged "Gerard Butler"

And Now Gerard Butler Trying To Bang A Woman On A Paddleboard

“Ya know, lass, the ocean’s like a great big chemical toilet when ya think about it.”
“You’re still rich, right?”
“Aye.”
“Then I guess we’re doing this…”

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By: The Superficial / September 26, 2014

Gerard Butler Doesn’t Want You To See This Photo of Him Flirting With Miranda Kerr

For a man who openly and unabashedly bangs Real Housewives and random women at Coachella in chemical toilets, Gerard Butler still has impressive game because he spent not one, but two red carpet events flirting with a willing, and married, Miranda Kerr. On top of that, he’s apparently capable of a “bro-hug” that’s like getting…

By: The Superficial / May 9, 2013

Here’s Everyone Else(‘s Cleavage) From The 2013 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner

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Ridiculously dubbed “Nerd Prom” this year by people who clearly don’t understand how politicians are more like jocks than any other high school clique, the annual White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner was unsurprisingly boring since it’s a gathering of people who either know their every move is being publicly…

By: Photo Boy / April 29, 2013

Gerard Butler Remembers Brandi Glanville Now

“I said I remembered ya lass now bring yer wee bonnie behind to the portajohn already – G”

Last year, after joining the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi Glanville needed more publicity than just LeAnn Rimes stealing her husband, so she blurted out on Watch What Happens Live that…

By: The Superficial / March 12, 2013

Gerard Butler Photobombed The Sh-t Out Of David Beckham’s Last Game

In every photo like this, there’s always Gerard Butler saying “This id’na my coke den,” with his eyes.

Or David Beckham getting a monster BJ. Either one.

Photos: INFdaily

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2012

Gerard Butler Hates Himself For Losing Jessica Biel

When we last left Gerard Butler, fellow cokehead Lindsay Lohan was convinced she could get him to star in a Lifetime movie with her, and things really haven’t improved since then because apparently he sits around now sulking about how he got to have sex with Jessica Biel without marrying her. It’s like living i…

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Thinks Gerard Butler Would Make A Great Richard Burton To Her Elizabeth Taylor

If you’re wondering why the hell these are photos of Lindsay Lohan on a red carpet, it’s only Star magazine’s All Hollywood event which featured such “famous” faces as, well, Lindsay Lohan and (I think) the dude from Shahs of Sunset who apparently jumped immediately to haggling over her price. – “I see on Internet…

By: The Superficial / April 25, 2012

Gerard Butler Was Banging Chicks in Porta-Potties At Coachella. Of Course.

“Where. Is. The SHITTAAAAAAA?”

If you already saw these pics of Gerard Butler at Coachella over the weekend – particularly this one – you probably won’t be surprised to learn he also spent his time at a hipster music festival making hippie chicks blow him above a chemical toilet. There’s a reason he…

By: The Superficial / April 17, 2012

Oh, Phew, Gerard Butler Went To Coachella. Now We Definitely Know There Weren’t Any Drugs There.

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[LiloKins 03:37 4/14/12]: coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke!!

Gerard Butler showed up at Coachella

By: The Superficial / April 16, 2012

How Bad Is Gerard Butler’s Coke Problem? He Probably Just Banged Lindsay Lohan

Exactly a month ago, a freshly-rehabbed Gerard Butler showed up to the Vanity Fair Oscars party looking like a changed man with a new lease on life. If he had said he was going to crush a mountain into a wee vagina with his bare hands and have his way with it, goddammit, I would’ve…

By: The Superficial / March 27, 2012

Gerard Butler Should Be The Poster Child For Rehab Because Jesus Christ

On Friday, we learned that Gerard Butler disappeared for a few weeks to get his shit straight in rehab presumably after finding out he banged Brandi Glanville and/or finally seeing his reflection in the mirror he was snorting coke off of. Long story short, it worked because here’s Gerard Butler at last night’s Vanity Fair…

By: The Superficial / February 27, 2012

Gerard Butler’s In Rehab

If you’ve been paying attention to Gerard Butler lately, he’s looked like death’s jizz rag and has or hasn’t been running around banging essentially nameless reality stars for weeks at a time. He has no clue. So the fact that he’s secretly been in rehab proves Brandi Glanville makes people regret every decision they’ve ever…

By: The Superficial / February 24, 2012

Brandi Glanville’s Calling Gerard Butler A Liar Now

Last week, Brandi Glanville decided to go on television and announce she banged Gerard Butler who, like any Scotsmen worth his weight in golf, either denied the whole thing or made it clear he has no idea what his penis does in its spare time, depending on how you look at it. Anyway, now she’…

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2012

Gerard Butler Has No Idea Who Brandi Glanville Is

Earlier in the week, Brandi Glanville openly admitted to banging Gerard Butler because she’s on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and therefore by definition a gaping wang depository for wealthy men. And possibly even a lying wang despository at that considering this was Gerard’s response to TMZ when they asked him if he’s really a…

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2012

Brandi Glanville Banged Gerard Butler For A Week

A while back it was rumored that Brandi Glanville hooked up with Gerard Butler which no one really believed because, yes, Gerard Butler loves vagina, he probably doesn’t have to troll for reality stars that got dumped by Eddie Cibrian for LeAnn Rimes. Turns out he’s that dedicated of a cocksman. Via E! News:…

By: The Superficial / January 25, 2012

Gerard Butler is Dying

At one point, Gerard Butler was once Hollywood’s most desirable bachelor who’s bedded such women as [Insert any actress with a vagina here.] Except lately he looks like death’s gaunt, warmed-over brother Stevie who just needs a couple bucks for cab fare. Yeah, cab fare… Anyway, since we haven’t done any of these in a…

By: The Superficial / September 6, 2011

Jessica Biel is Banging Gerard Butler

While Justin Timberlake is knee deep in Mila’s Kunis, Jessica Biel is apparently rebounding from their break-up by having casual sex with Gerard Butler who I honestly forgot was still out there. Via E! News:

Apparently Gerard made a beeline for Biel on March 15 when they were out for a crewmembers birthday…

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2011

Gerard Butler is friends with that

Jennifer Aniston wore an almost see-through dress while partying in Madrid last night and I’m posting these pics so people can fully understand why Gerard Butler gave her The Shocker in public the other day: He’s goddamn Jesus.

Photos: Splash News

By: The Superficial / March 31, 2010

Gerard Butler is a goose monster

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler were in Paris promoting The Bounty Hunter yesterday where TMZ snagged a photo of Gerard Butler grabbing a handful of ice-butt. Some might say this clearly proves they’re fucking while others, like myself, will say this was coordinated move because the movie’s tanking. On that note, I’m amazed they…

By: The Superficial / March 29, 2010

How Would You Get Back At An Ex?

The Bounty Hunter starring Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler wants to know how you’d get back at an ex. I’m usually comfortable just knowing they had to put up with me in the first place, but maybe you guys are a little more creative which means we should never date.

The Bounty Hunter

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2010
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