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The ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Special Edition Trailer Is Spot On

For a change of pace (Read: I need an easy punt between posts. Sue me.), here’s the “George Lucas Special Edition” trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens which really drives home why everyone geeked out over the return-to-basics feel of the actual trailer because that shit could’ve been worse. Way, way worse. And to… More »


George Lucas Is Talking To J.J. Abrams ‘Constantly’ About Episode VII Oh Goddammit

In an interview with Flicks And The City (above), George Lucas’ son Jett reveals his dad is talking constantly with J.J. Abrams about Star Wars: Episode VII which Force cunt-punches the initial good news that Lucas would be minimally involved because the prequels.

“He’s constantly talking to J.J. [Abrams, director of Episode VII]. More »


‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Is Going To Have A Lot of Old People In It

Last week, Latino Review reported that Harrison Ford is officially in talks to be in Star Wars: Episode VII which was initially dismissed as a rumor. Except yesterday Mark Hamill confirmed to Entertainment Tonight that the filmmakers have been reaching out to the original cast because Old Spock was in J.J. AbramsStar Trek so… More »


George Lucas is Giving The $4.05 Billion From Disney To Charity. I’m Sorry, What?

“And then I say, ‘My plan, Mr. Bond?’ and then you make the words pop up behind me. Okay, quick, here he comes.”

On Tuesday, every nerd on the Internet found himself with a curious erection after George Lucas announced that he sold Lucasfilm to Disney for $4.05 billion who then announced they’re… More »


Did Someone Say New ‘Star Wars’ Movies?

Despite half the Internet still being underwater yesterday, Disney decided it’d be a great time to announce they purchased Lucasfilm from George Lucas for a whopping $4.05 billion*looks at closet stuffed full of action figures, blames self* – and dropped an even bigger bomb that Star Wars: Episode 7 is coming in 2015… More »


George Lucas is Straight Gangster

“Zup?”

Over the past decade, George Lucas has been trying to build a 263,701 square-foot “movie-making complex” complete with daycare and over $300 million in jobs to Marin County except his rich neighbors formed their own rebel alliance – *adjusts bow tie* – because, wait for it, it would bring too much “foot… More »


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