Posts tagged "George Lucas"

The ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Special Edition Trailer Is Spot On

For a change of pace (Read: I need an easy punt between posts. Sue me.), here's the "George Lucas Special Edition" trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens which really drives home why everyone geeked out over the return-to-basics feel of the actual trailer because that shit could've been worse. Way, …
By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014

George Lucas Is Talking To J.J. Abrams ‘Constantly’ About Episode VII Oh Goddammit

In an interview with Flicks And The City (above), George Lucas' son Jett reveals his dad is talking constantly with J.J. Abrams about Star Wars: Episode VII which Force cunt-punches the initial good news that Lucas would be minimally involved because the prequels. “He’s constantly talking to J.J.
By: The Superficial / October 8, 2013

‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Is Going To Have A Lot of Old People In It

Last week, Latino Review reported that Harrison Ford is officially in talks to be in Star Wars: Episode VII which was initially dismissed as a rumor. Except yesterday Mark Hamill confirmed to Entertainment Tonight that the filmmakers have been reaching out to the original cast because Old Spock …
By: The Superficial / February 21, 2013

George Lucas is Giving The $4.05 Billion From Disney To Charity. I’m Sorry, What?

"And then I say, 'My plan, Mr. Bond?' and then you make the words pop up behind me. Okay, quick, here he comes." On Tuesday, every nerd on the Internet found himself with a curious erection after George Lucas announced that he sold Lucasfilm to Disney for $4.05 billion who then announced they're releasing …
By: The Superficial / November 1, 2012

Did Someone Say New ‘Star Wars’ Movies?

Despite half the Internet still being underwater yesterday, Disney decided it'd be a great time to announce they purchased Lucasfilm from George Lucas for a whopping $4.05 billion - *looks at closet stuffed full of action figures, blames self* - and dropped an even bigger bomb that Star Wars: Episode 7 is coming in …
By: The Superficial / October 31, 2012

George Lucas is Straight Gangster

"Zup?" Over the past decade, George Lucas has been trying to build a 263,701 square-foot "movie-making complex" complete with daycare and over $300 million in jobs to Marin County except his rich neighbors formed their own rebel alliance - *adjusts bow tie* - because, wait for it, it would bring too much "foot traffic" …
By: The Superficial / May 10, 2012

George Lucas is Still Raping Childhoods

"Rape will keep the local systems in line. Also, neck pouches." If you haven't heard the sound of millions of Internet voices suddenly crying out in terror and were suddenly silenced, George Lucas has altered the original Star Wars trilogy again for next month's Blu-ray release, according to …
By: The Superficial / August 31, 2011

George Lucas Thinks The World is Going to End in 2012

During a conversation with Seth Rogen, the infamous child rapist - Or is it childhood rapist? Eh, close enough. - George Lucas revealed that he believes the world is going to end in 2012. Although looking at these photos of what his life has become, I'm going to assume that's more of a …
By: The Superficial / January 18, 2011

Irvin Kershner Died (1923 – 2010)

Filmmaker Irvin Kershner died at age 87 Saturday after a three year battle with lung cancer, according to the Associated Press. He was most famously known for directing The Empire Strikes Back, a movie in which he fought George Lucas to include one of the most classic lines in sci-fi history: "When I …
By: The Superficial / November 29, 2010