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Christina Hendricks Brought Her Monster Breasts #Emmys

As small children, most of us dreamed about Ronald McDonald having really huge tits. I’m talking so huge you don’t even know how he’s carrying them around, and maybe Grimace should talk to him about steroids. So now that I’ve explained how Christina Hendricks is so popular, here’s her breasts at the Emmys last night… More »

Christina Hendricks Breasts Are Real, According to Christina Hendricks

In a new interview with The Daily Mail’s You Magazine, Mad Men star Christina Hendricks basically calls everyone an idiot who says her breasts are fake and explains why she married the weirdest looking man alive who’s so full of confidence now he gave himself a pedostache:

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Christina Hendricks is an ample bride

Christina Hendricks wed her boyfriend of only a few months Geoffrey Arend on Saturday in New York, according to People. Now, I’m not the marrying type, but if I ever decided to sign my own death sentence, those are exactly what I want to see bounding down the aisle towards me. I’m pretty sure… More »