Posts tagged "Gavin Rossdale"

That’s Gwen Stefani’s Nipple

While breastfeeding her son. Should I have mentioned breastfeeding her son upfront? That’s Gwen Stefani’s nipple while breastfeeding her son. Now you sit there staring out the window thinking about how that didn’t even stop you. You barely hesitated. What are you doing with your life?

Nothing Morally And Ethically Questionable Here. Just

The Superficial / August 4, 2014

Holy Shit, Gwen Stefani Has Breasts!

If you follow this site carefully, you’re a god among man and beast alike, but also under the impression that I hate pregnant women and think they should be cast out to the city gates where there is much weeping and gnashing of whatever it is they eat. (Dreams? I’m going with dreams.) Except I…

The Superficial / November 4, 2013

Gwen Stefani Confirms She’s Pregnant, ‘No Shit,’ Says World’s Handsomest Blogger

Gwen Stefani just confirmed she’s pregnant with her third child to Us Weekly which seems gratuitous considering I already told the whole Internet she was three weeks ago because I saw her touch her stomach once. Granted, my only previous success was Reese Witherspoon after 18 months of not knowing women retain water – And

The Superficial / September 5, 2013

Gwen Stefani Is Probably, Definitely Pregnant For Real This Time. I Think.

So remember that time we said Gwen Stefani was pregnant and then clearly she had an abortion wasn’t? This time’s different. Maybe. For starters, Gwen Stefani is in Europe and if Jennifer Love Hewitt has taught us anything, it’s that pregnant women think they can hide in Europe because they forget their uterus is Maggie…

The Superficial / August 12, 2013

So The Nanny Was Gavin Rossdale’s Sister. Awkward.

So remember when I posted pics of what looked like Gavin Rossdale grabbing the nanny’s ass? Turns out that’s his sister Soraya which Radar Online confirmed, so let it be known I’m man enough to own up to my mistakes. And that mistake is not accusing Gavin Rossdale of banging his own sister. We’re all…

The Superficial / November 29, 2012

Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale Look Like Two People Who Aren’t About To Get A Divorce

Here’s Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale leaving their son’s school yesterday, and if these two are seriously going to try to pull off the never-effective “Cheating? What cheating? Look at us together!” maneuver, it’s usually a good idea to make sure one of you isn’t visibly to the point of tears while brandishing a dog…

The Superficial / November 28, 2012

So Gavin Rossdale’s Probably Banging The Nanny (UPDATE: Or His Sister)

While Gwen Stefani’s in the middle of a No Doubt tour to promote their reunion and new album, here’s Gavin Rossdale hiking with the nanny and his kids on Sunday and I’m pretty sure that’s his hand casually touching her ass. Which is usually what happens when you’re a paranoid, yet awesome assed, control freak…

The Superficial / November 27, 2012

It’s Gwen Stefani’s Butt In A Bikini

As promised.
Let’s make this a party. Here are the other Great Bikini Butts of 2012, and even after Gwen (42, by the way), my money’s still on Leighton Meester, so let’s start birthing all our babies in prisons. Our children will thank us.

Leighton Meester – Brazil

The Superficial / August 10, 2012

Gwen Stefani Can’t Stop Wearing Makeup Or Gavin Rossdale Will Leave Her, Say Voices In Her Head

“Mmm… tastes like foundation.”
Gwen Stefani is the cover interview for Harper’s Bazaar September issue where she talks about her love of constantly wearing makeup, mostly to keep Gavin Rossdale happy lest he finally learn she’s really Doctor Doom underneath. (I’m onto you.) Via Us Weekly:
“I’ve always been a girl who loves to dre…

The Superficial / August 7, 2012

Gavin Rossdale Banged a Dude

A cross-dresser has claimed for years that he had sex with Gavin Rossdale who’s dodged the accusations until now. In the latest issue of Details, Gavin finally admits to the relationship and chalks it up to just making sure he likes vagina:
“When you’re 17, Jesus Christ. I don’t think there’s anything strange about any…

The Superficial / October 13, 2010

Courtney Love says she banged Gavin Rossdale

Courtney Love was somehow allowed in a recording studio again, so she has music to sell. Which explains why she was on Howard Stern yesterday morning claiming she banged Gavin Rossdale while he was with Gwen Stefani. Via Us Magazine:
“Everyone gave me so much s— because Gavin sounded like a lot like Kurt….” Love…

The Superficial / April 27, 2010

Gwen Stefani in a bikini lotions up Gavin Rossdale

Here are some more shots of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale in St. Barth’s yesterday and I’m secure enough to admit these two are an insanely beautiful couple. In fact, I’m pretty sure when they have sex, golden angels swirl around and levitate them off the bed. Which also explains why I’m currently slathered i…

The Superficial / January 5, 2010

Gavin Rossdale running around shirtless

Here’s Gavin Rossdale running around shirtless yesterday while filming his new video for “Forever May You Run.” Ladies need eye candy, too. On that note, I’d like to commend the director on making a faithful recreation of that time I ate a bunch of acid and thought a police cruiser was Evangeline Lily naked and…

The Superficial / March 9, 2009

Gwen Stefani unveils baby Zuma online

Gwen Stefani posted the first “official” photo of her new baby Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale on her website. The maneuver is presumably in retaliation to being caught by the paparazzi at the Beverly Hills library yesterday. Cute baby though. Kind of reminds me of myself at that age. Shit, it reminds me of myself at…

The Superficial / October 30, 2008

Gwen Stefani, I’d Keep My Bacon Costume On For You: An Open Letter

Dear Gwen “Over Easy” Stefani,
I’d keep my bacon costume on for you.
I wouldn’t check out the window for the paparazzi then take my bacon costume off leaving my wife to look like a lowly sunny-side-up while I maintain my rockstar cool image. No way. Not this guy.
With my bacon costume still o…

The Superficial / October 26, 2008

Gwen Stefani gives birth to a baby boy

Gwen Stefani finally gave birth to a baby boy today, and she must’ve been super pissed at the kid for staying in there so long because she named him Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. I mean, Jesus, lady, so what if he came out and was already four years old? That’s no excuse! Fortunately, I’m willing…

The Superficial / August 21, 2008