Posts tagged "Fifty Shades of Grey"

‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Has A Trailer

Here's the first official trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey which is interesting only in the sense that Hollywood has officially lowered itself to making a movie that's based on a book that was originally Twilight fan-fiction until the character's names were changed and Mormon abstinence was replaced with high-business pubes-pulling …
By: The Superficial / July 24, 2014

Jamie Dornan Will Pull Dakota Johnson’s Pubes For Your Mom Now

So remember when I said Aaron Taylor-Johnson is the new Christian Grey? Just kidding, it's whoever the fuck Jamie Dornan is. More importantly, Deadline reports it was almost Alexander Skarsgard who I'll just assume got tired of starring in shitty porn that tries to pretend it's …
By: The Superficial / October 24, 2013

Bertney And The Baby Goose

Bertney And The Baby Goose by Shel Silverstein Bertney liked being on radio shows. They always had her favorite candy while she waited. But Bertney didn't like when her publicist made her remember answers while she was trying to eat her candy. "These words don't fit in my brain," Bertney would say between bites …
By: The Superficial / October 18, 2013

Dakota Johnson Wants To Quit ‘Fifty Shades of Grey,’ Too, Now

Now that Charlie Hunnam's bailed, current Anastasia Steele Dakota Johnson, who's kind of got a young Gillian Anderson thing going on - *holds hand back from writing 'I Want To Believe' on penis* - is also thinking of jumping ship on Fifty Shades of Grey. Or "pulling tamp," as I'm now …
By: The Superficial / October 16, 2013

Aaron Taylor-Johnson Is Probably Christian Grey Now Because His Wife’s The Director

Oh, shit, I hear panties dropping already! SLAM. Four years ago, 19-year-old Aaron Taylor-Johnson, then just Aaron Johnson (Oh, yeah, he took her name.), started dating his 42-year-old Nowhere Boy director Sam Taylor-Wood before the two eventually married grossing everyone right the hell out. And, now, to make their …
By: The Superficial / October 15, 2013

Charlie Hunnam Pulled Out (Get It? Like A Penis About To Ejaculate!) Of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

In case you haven't clicked on the 800 pulling out pun headlines this morning, Charlie Hunnam has dropped out of Fifty Shades of Grey which I'm sure had nothing to do with the insane online shit-fest over his casting and everything to do with the fact that he was about to …
By: The Superficial / October 14, 2013

Here’s Your Live-Action Christian Grey, Ladies

Oh, good, he's already read the book. It seems like every week for at least the past two years, some famous movie star has been rumored to be one of the leads in Fifty Shades of Grey, the Twilight fan fiction turned erotic bestseller because your mom's into some freaky shit. But now, finally, the …
By: The Superficial / September 3, 2013