Sam Taylor-Johnson has officially quit the ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ franchise because I don’t want to even spend 90 minutes watching the movie, so imagine years trying to make two more of them. I mean, Jesus. More »
Fifty Shades of Grey
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson star in #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON. (Yup, you just read that.) More »
Amy Pascal talks Angelina Jolie and the Sony hack, LeAnn Rimes is desperate for attention, Elizabeth Warren dick punches Rand Paul, Diplo is a douche, and Keri Russel’s butt is naked. Your morning links. More »
Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson are raw sexuality if raw sexuality bores you to tears and makes you wonder if two people are secretly Amish. More »
Here’s the first official trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey which is interesting only in the sense that Hollywood has officially lowered itself to making a movie that’s based on a book that was originally Twilight fan-fiction until the character’s names were changed and Mormon abstinence was replaced with high-business pubes-pulling per Joseph Smith’s original… More »
So remember when I said Aaron Taylor-Johnson is the new Christian Grey? Just kidding, it’s whoever the fuck Jamie Dornan is. More importantly, Deadline reports it was almost Alexander Skarsgard who I’ll just assume got tired of starring in shitty porn that tries to pretend it’s not porn, but everybody knows it’s porn. Plus this… More »
Bertney And The Baby Goose
by Shel Silverstein
Bertney liked being on radio shows. They always had her favorite candy while she waited. But Bertney didn’t like when her publicist made her remember answers while she was trying to eat her candy.
“These words don’t fit in my brain,” Bertney would… More »
Now that Charlie Hunnam’s bailed, current Anastasia Steele Dakota Johnson, who’s kind of got a young Gillian Anderson thing going on – *holds hand back from writing ‘I Want To Believe’ on penis* – is also thinking of jumping ship on Fifty Shades of Grey. Or “pulling tamp,” as I’m now going to call it… More »
Oh, shit, I hear panties dropping already! SLAM.
Four years ago, 19-year-old Aaron Taylor-Johnson, then just Aaron Johnson (Oh, yeah, he took her name.), started dating his 42-year-old Nowhere Boy director Sam Taylor-Wood before the two eventually married grossing everyone right the hell out. And, now, to make their relationship even weirder, she’s… More »