Posts tagged "Fergie"

The 2014 American Music Awards

Now that we've seen Nakedsaurus, Rise of The Sasquatch Nip Guardians, Cry For Me, Justintina, and BUTTFORCE 9000, here's the rest of The 2014 American Music Awards which you'll probably notice contains a disproportionate amount of Kate Beckinsale pics even though she's not…
By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we've seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here's the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only…
By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Excuse Me, Bill Clinton? I Think We Have Just What You’re Looking For

Posted by Photo Boy Here's Bill Clinton simultaneously raising money for an AIDS charity while admiring the swollen bosom of mom-to-be Fergie. I know the former president is now a globe-trotting philanthropist, who's schedule doesn't leave much time to be scouring the entire Internet for the huge, milk-enhanced breasts of celebrity mothers. And…
By: Photo Boy / May 28, 2013

Fergie’s Pregnant? That Can’t Be Right

Seen here at a wine-tasting last week because why make your womb hospitable to a child that's already an affront to God and nature? Fergie and Josh Duhamel announced on Twitter that they've procreated which means all that talk about finding Hitler's lab and a large-fisted child with horns and a…
By: The Superficial / February 19, 2013

Fergie Unveils Her Wax Statue, You May Begin Asking If It Has A Penis Now

Madame Tussauds in Vegas unveiled it's latest addition yesterday: A wax statue of Fergie which I like to believe was quality tested by bringing Josh Duhamel in the room and seeing if he reflexively covered his anus and screamed, "I'll be good!" Otherwise, all those candles died in vain. *pours a Mickey's o…
By: The Superficial / September 23, 2011

Fergie in a Bikini

I linked to a few of these on Just Jared yesterday, but here's more of Fergie and Josh Duhamel on vacation in St. Barts which I'm mostly posting because I literally had no idea Fergie had such large breasts until New Year's Eve. The whole…
By: The Superficial / January 4, 2011

Josh Duhamel Kicked Off Plane

Seen here at Billboard's Fifth Annual Women in Music event yesterday (But... but they have both have penises...), Josh Duhamel was kicked off a plane at La Guardia this morning after he refused to turn off his Blackberry before take-off. TMZ reports: We're told the flight attendant asked Josh to…
By: The Superficial / December 3, 2010

Miley Cyrus and The Rest of The AMAs

Because we can't stare at Christina Aguilera's blatant pregnancy or Taylor Swift's new hotness all day - I'm kidding. Do exactly that. - here's the last batch of photos I'm (hopefully) posting from Sunday night's American Music Awards: Miley Cyrus, who apparently decided not to sing a…
By: The Superficial / November 22, 2010

Slash is Getting a Divorce

Proving a long-held theory of mine that rock stars should never get married because Mick Jagger is 106 and still gets free ass, Slash is reportedly divorcing his wife of nine years and, basing this on absolutely nothing but them being on the same stage this weekend (Journalism!), is now entangled in a a…
By: The Superficial / August 30, 2010

GOLDEN GLOBES: The people who weren’t Christina Hendricks’ breasts.

And now for a look at celebrities who attended last night Golden Globes but didn't have stupid huge breasts like Christina Hendricks therefore rendering them dead to me: Christina Aguilera with her rapidly shrinking chesticles. (Stop. Working. Out.) Halle Berry whose chest has probably sold 85 billion copies of Swordfish. To me. January Jones.
By: The Superficial / January 18, 2010

Who wants to see Fergie’s ass?

So here's Fergie on the set of a Black Eyed Peas video this week and anyone else surprised at the shape of her ass? I always thought she worked out a lot so it'd look more sculpted like Hugh Jackman, or Ryan Reynolds. Or any other man focused on physical fitness for that matter. You…
By: The Superficial / January 15, 2010

Josh Duhamel shirtless plus Fergie talking about his giant penis

Seen here poolside in Atlanta over the weekend, Josh Duhamel apparently is "well-endowed," according to Fergie's interview with The Advocate. I'm not quite sure how the mechanics of that would work, but I'm guessing they do a lot of Spaceballs re-enacting in the bedroom. FERGIE: I see your Schwartz is a…
By: The Superficial / November 11, 2009

Fergie has a penis. It’s official.

And that's a cock. Well, folks, there's not really much to say at this point except for "I told you so" followed by a slew of questions regarding the legality of Fergie and Josh Duhamel's marriage in a post-Prop 8 California. That said, someone should probably check on Carrie Prejean and…
By: The Superficial / July 20, 2009

Josh Duhamel wishes he punched Perez Hilton

Josh Duhamel stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and, since he's married to Fergie, the conversation obviously turned towards Sunday's incident involving Perez Hilton and the Black Eyed Peas: On the situation in general: "I try not to get into it especially now because I don't think he deserves that much. He's got…
By: The Superficial / June 25, 2009

Kanye West’s new Louis Vuitton ad has to feel awkward

- Paris Hilton's reality show My New BFF is up for a Teen Choice Award. -- We're never going to live like Star Trek are we? Sonofabitch... [PopSugar] - Chris Brown brought a Rihanna lookalike to last night's NBA finals game. Kudos to that young lady who could've saved herself the effort and dressed…
By: The Superficial / June 15, 2009

Carrie Prejean gets pissy on Today

- Carrie Prejean's leaked e-mails between Miss California director Keith Lewis prove she was a massive pain in the ass - with fake breasts, so let's forgive her! Sorry, reflex action. [The Blemish] - Rihanna and Chris Brown coincidentally attended the Lakers game last night but sat separately. Which means they're fucking! Get Anderso…
By: The Superficial / June 12, 2009

Jon & Kate Plus Televised Marriage Counseling

- Jon & Kate Gosselin are letting TLC tape their marriage counseling sessions. You know what they should tape? The child support hearings. Mostly because I've always wanted to see the look of a man forced to pay $1 million/month and wear a court-ordered condom for the rest of his life. [Jezebel] - Miranda…
By: The Superficial / May 22, 2009

Anna Faris, will you marry me? (Or just do naked stuff.)

- Anna Faris accidentally sent a sexually explicit text to a child during a routine "Sex Text Wednesday" with her boyfriend. And it's official, I must kill this man in battle and take Anna as my bride. There's really no other option at this point. [I'm Not Obsessed] - Christian Bale keeps getting asked…
By: The Superficial / May 19, 2009

Julia Roberts is capable of profanity

- Julia Roberts swears! And even more shockingly, is alive. Holy shit! [PopSugar] - Fergie's shoe line includes heels named after The Jonas Brothers? So are you not allowed to wear them until you're married? I don't get it. [MTV Buzzworthy] - Courtney Love is opening up a lingerie store. Want to make…
By: The Superficial / April 28, 2009

Fergie launches thing

Fergie launched her Viva Glam IV lipstick for M.A.C Cosmetics yesterday in Los Angeles. Not exactly sure what the thought process was in choosing Fergie, but that said, here are some slogans for their ad campaign. I'm a helper. M.A.C: We can make Fergie look like she's always been a woman. Almost. M.A.C: No more…
By: The Superficial / March 6, 2009
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