- Just how fucked is Kristen Stewart’s career right now? [Lainey Gossip]
- Macaulay Culkin and Pete Doherty are roommates now. Yessss… [Dlisted]
– Redhead selfies truly are an act of random kindness. [theCHIVE]
- Britney Spears’ Shape cover may have been Photoshopped. Just a tad. [tooFab]
- Tom Brady sees dead people. [BuzzFeed]
- Madonna owned the MET Gala: An argument I wouldn’t make because I’m easily distracted by breasts. And the living. [Lainey Gossip]
- Lauryn Hill’s going to jail for tax evasion. [Dlisted]
– Apparently Playmate of the Year Claire Sinclair looks incredible without makeup. [theCHIVE]
– There’s going to be a Mission: Impossible 5 now.
We’ve reached peak black microphone.
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