fantasia barrino

Fantasia Barrino can’t read

I’ve yelled a lot of random angry crap at a lot of people on my TV screen over the years, but I never imagined that I’d hit the nail on the head with, of all things, “Get off my screen, you illiterate fucks!”

But maybe I’m more perceptive than I think, because AmericanMore »

Fantasia Barrino

Gov. Mike Easley has proclaimed Saturday as Fantasia Barrino Day in North Carolina to mark the day she makes her first major singing appearance in her home state since winning the “American Idol” title in May. [Read]

North Carolina makes me sad. … More »

Diana DeGarmo

DeGarmo’s oversized voice and personality earned her only silver on Idol, won by Fantasia Barrino. But like last year’s runner-up, Clay Aiken, DeGarmo, the TV talent search’s youngest finalist, is being groomed for A-list stardom by Idol mastermind Simon Fuller and RCA, the label that inherits the show’s bounty.

I dont actually know who… More »

Fantasia Barrino

How did this ugly crackwhore of a woman win American Idol? Not that anybody gives a shit about that piece of shit show, but it seems weird that this girl won. Not only does she not look like an American Idol/pop star, but she looks like she belongs on the cover of Crackwhore Magazine. Did… More »