Posts tagged "Evangeline Lilly"

‘Ant-Man’ Has A New Trailer: Now With More Bee-Guy-Person!

Marvel released a new trailer for 'Ant-Man' debuting Corey Stoll as Yellowjacket which means absolutely jackdick to most of you, and yet it's still going to take your money. Resistance is futile.

By: The Superficial / April 13, 2015

‘The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug’ Has A Trailer

Here's the first trailer for The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug which looks like it'll be exactly like The Hobbit right down to the epic battle scenes, gorgeous landscapes and expanded Tolkien lore all punctuated with random slapstick that kills the whole movie dead. So if you really want to sell me on this one,…

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2013

Megan Fox Should Be Wonder Woman

David E. Kelley, creator of Ally McBeal, The Practice and Boston Legal, is reportedly creating a Wonder Woman show for The CW after attempts by Joss Whedon and others to get a movie made fizzled out because we're talking about a chesty beast who demands a full hour each week to run around in slow-motion.

By: The Superficial / October 4, 2010

Hayden Panettiere & Justin Long? Why not?

- Hayden Panettiere is with Justin Long now? This is what happens when midgets are in heat, folks. Also, they grow tails made of rainbows. [Just Jared] - Demi Moore Twitters a pic of herself getting a false tooth replaced. Jesus, how many times do I have to tell her? "No gyno, no camera." Four…

By: The Superficial / May 26, 2009

Elizabeth Banks: Crazed diva?

- Elizabeth Banks is the new Sharon Stone? So, when do we get to see her vagina? Seriously, give me a date. I'll make time. [Lainey Gossip] - Britney Spears will perform on the season finale of American Idol - because God hates you. True story. [Allie is Wired] - Evangeline Lilly needs to make…

By: The Superficial / May 18, 2009

Evangeline Lilly tries to look angry

Evangeline Lilly, who plays Kate on Lost, was spotted at Vancouver Airport giving the finger to the paparazzi. Although for some reason it's way less annoying than when Britney Spears or Avril Lavigne do it. Probably because she's so adorable. It's like a puppy trying to bite you with its tiny little mouth. You just…

By: Superficial / June 19, 2007

Evangeline Lilly slips her bikini butt

Evangeline Lilly almost lost her bikini bottom while attempting to surf in Hawaii over the weekend. Although it might've been a little more exciting if she had any discernible curves or womanly features. I feel like I'm looking at a dude in drag. She's cute as a button, but it looks like God got confused…

By: Superficial / March 13, 2007

Evangeline Lilly makes penises feel funny

Dominic Monaghan was spotted rubbing his balls while taking a walk with Evangeline Lilly in Hawaii. Although I don't know how flattered she should be, since he looks like he'd try to have sex with a lawn gnome. And who knows, if he wears heels he might even be as tall as one. Source

By: Superficial / March 5, 2007

Evangeline Lilly is homeless

Evangeline Lilly's home in Kailua, Hawaii burned down yesterday morning. Her rep says: "Yes, it is unfortunately true that her home in Hawaii burned down this morning. Thankfully, Evangeline is safe as she was on set already when it occurred. There is no official statement, and I have no further comment or information to provide…

By: Superficial / December 21, 2006

The Emmys and such featuring Evangeline Lilly

I feel like I should say something about the Primetime Emmy Awards. Although considering I'm a deaf mute I figure my emotions would be best expressed through pictures. Random pictures. Of people at the Emmys. So for absolutely no reason except that I'm disabled and deserve your pity I'll be posting random pictures from the…

By: Superficial / August 28, 2006

Lindsay Lohan dresses like a Japanese school girl

She's not nearly as tempting as Evangeline Lilly, but it's hard to hate on somebody when they're wearing little animal ears. You can be the biggest bitch in the world, but put on a a silly animal beanie and it doesn't even matter. She could beat up a hobo and steal his shopping cart and…

By: Superficial / April 19, 2006

Evangeline Lilly is sophisticated

I don't know what to think about this picture of Evangeline Lilly. I suspect that somewhere on the beach, a six-year-old girl is crying her eyes out because Xena stole her swimsuit. Some people find her very attractive. I'm tempted to invite these people to my house, draw some boobs on my refrigerator and watch…

By: Superficial / February 27, 2006

Evangeline Lilly and Dominic Monaghan engaged

Lost stars Dominic Monaghan and Evangeline Lilly are reportedly engaged. The British-born actor - who plays rock star Charlie in the hit show - is said to have proposed to stunning Evangeline in Hawaii last week. The happy pair are now planning to jet to the UK to share their happy news with Dominic's family.

By: Superficial / January 24, 2006

Evangeline Lilly likes the beach

Here are some more pics of Evangeline Lilly taking to the beach. I gotta say, whenever I see pics of her in a bikini I'm simultaneously aroused and frightened. There's just something not quite right about her. I think it might be because she has the shoulders of an NFL linebacker. Seriously, she must bench…

By: Superficial / December 19, 2005

Evangeline Lilly can’t find dates

Looks like before she got famous, Evangeline Lilly filmed some commercials for Livelinks in 2002. I've seen them about a million times while watching Conan O'Brien, I just never made the connection in my brain that it was her. I was always too busy unzipping my pants and getting my phone ready because the pretty…

By: Superficial / December 14, 2005

Dominic Monaghan to propose to Evangeline Lilly

Rumors are surfacing that Dominic Monaghan is about to propose to his girlfriend Evangeline Lilly, after he was seen shopping for rings in Beverly Hills, California. During time away from the filming of Lost, Dominic was seen looking at diamond eternity bands at a number of upscale jewellers on Rodeo Drive. A perfectly lovely story,…

By: Superficial / October 21, 2005

the Superficial News

X-Men 3 - Layer Cake director Matthew Vaughn has officially signed on the line that is dotted to direct the third 'X-Men' movie. I haven…

By: Superficial / April 1, 2005