Posts tagged "Eva Mendes"

Ryan Gosling And Some Whore You Hate Just Had A Baby Girl

Congratulations, a wax statue gets laid more than all of us now.

Ryan Gosling was totally going to marry you, but then Eva Mendes threw her slut pussy onto his erect penis while he was trying to send you a romantic dick pic. – WHORE! – So now Us Weekly reports they’re the…

By: The Superficial / September 16, 2014

Eva Mendes Ryan Gosling Baby Pregnant

“What is that? Some sort of SEO shit?”
“Why’s her name first?”

If you somehow haven’t had it screamed into your face now, twin bullshit factories Star and OK! Magazine are both reporting Eva Mendes is seven months pregnant with Ryan Gosling’s baby. Which might actually be true, according to Lainey Gossip,…

By: The Superficial / July 9, 2014

And Now For An Eva Mendes Panty Flash

It’s been a while since we’ve posted a good old-fashioned panty flash, and that time Anne Hathaway ruined it by showing everyone her vagina because she’s an actressé. So here’s Eva Mendes leaving The Daily Show last night who was already bitching earlier in the week that the tabloids should blur celebrities’ dogs faces because…

By: The Superficial / March 28, 2013

The Eva Mendes ‘Sex Tape’ and Other News

- Eva Mendes made a sex tape. (You’re going to want to skip to the last 20 seconds to avoid feelings of anger.) [After the Jump]

- Laurence Fishburne is upset about his daughter’s porno. — This really is the slowest news day known to man. [Popeater]

- Lindsay Lohan did…

By: The Superficial / August 3, 2010

It’s not topless if there’s a truck in the way.

The Internet has been pissing itself over Eva Mendes being “topless” in the new ads for Calvin Klein jeans except there’s one small problem. She’s not really topless as much as say completely obscured by a goddamn truck. Seriously, this is like going to the strip club only to have someone park a Greyhound…

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2010

Eva Mendes shows some nip

Eva Mendes flashed some nipple at a special screening of Bad Lieutenant in New York Sunday night which just about makes up for the last time she starred in a movie with Nicolas Cage. All I need now is five hours of fellatio, an armored truck full of gold bullion and two McRibs to…

By: The Superficial / November 9, 2009

Anna Paquin should do bad things to me

- Robert Pattinson is straight, everyone. He was just joking/trying to make every teenage girl with the Internet kill herself so he can go to Starbucks without getting gang-raped. [ICYDK]

- Taylor Swift is our nation’s greatest country singer. Why the hell are we not related? [Lainey Gossip]

- Ryan Reynolds

By: The Superficial / June 17, 2009

Scarlett Johansson & Eva Mendes are not even trying

Scarlett Johansson and Eva Mendes attended the Berlin premiere of The Spirit with Samuel L. Jackson and director Frank Miller last nigh,t and you’d think the two ladies who play sexy villains in the movie would schnazz it up a bit. Instead, Eva looks like she’s about to swap recipes in the latest issue of…

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2008

Eva Mendes’ topless Calvin Klein commercial banned from US television (Heroically, I’ve posted it here. Now, where’s my parade?)

Eva Mendes is more than just the face for the new Calvin Klein Secret Obsession campaign. She’s also the bush, boobs and nipples. Just scope out the NSFW version of the photo above along with the even more NSFW commercial after the jump. The spot is already banned from US television because, holy…

By: The Superficial / August 4, 2008

Eva Mendes wears lingerie for Calvin Klein

Eva Mendes in lingerie is just brilliant marketing for any product under the sun. She could be in an ad campaign for Industrial Strength Penis Melter, and I’d pour it on my cereal. I don’t know what that says about me as a person, but I’m sure it’s something along the lines of “The Superficial…

By: The Superficial / July 25, 2008

Eva Mendes’ chest makes a kickass beverage tray

These are come crazy ass topless pics of Eva Mendes in the latest issue of Vogue Italia. All I know is, I’m moving to Italy and stocking my house full of Eva Mendes’ Boobs/Drink Trays. Where do I pick something like that up? Pier 1? Or this more of an IKEA item? I get most…

By: The Superficial / May 12, 2008

Eva Mendes’ crazy powers activate at Comic Con

Eva Mendes stopped by the New York Comic Con on Saturday to promote her upcoming movie The Spirit directed by comics legend Frank Miller. If all that information is new to you, congratulations, you probably don’t quietly cry alone in your room surrounded by Star Wars action figures. Uh, like my roommate. Not me. Wait,…

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2008

Eva Mendes in rehab

TMZ revealed today that Eva Mendes is in rehab battling a substance abuse problem:

We’re told the “Ghost Rider” star is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near Sundance. The Lodge, which treated Lindsay Lohan and other stars, is one of the most respected treatment facilities in the country.
Eva has been at…

By: The Superficial / February 1, 2008

Eva Mendes pats her naked ass in public

Eva Mendes unveiled her new PETA ad today in Beverly Hills. She then pretended to pat her own sweet, naked ass which is sort of like watching one of my dreams come true. Now if only some of my other dreams would come to fruition, like being elected president or owning a house made of…

By: The Superficial / December 21, 2007

Eva Mendes hates fur with her nudeness

Eva Mendes is the new face of PETA’s “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign. What an awesome coincidence. I, too, would rather see Eva Mendes go naked than wear fur. To prove how much I hate fur, I hunted down a bunch of forest creatures and put them in a wood…

By: The Superficial / December 6, 2007

Eva Mendes can’t hide that baby

Eva Mendes was spotted leaving a private gym in West Hollywood yesterday. It’s been rumored she’s pregnant, and I believe it. That’s definitely a baby bump she’s hiding behind her purse. Of course, I generally leave observations like that to a real doctor. I’m just a guy who likes to lay around the house all…

By: The Superficial / November 30, 2007