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Are You Banging A Guy Named Ryan? You’re Probably Pregnant

Blake Lively and Eva Mendes are pregnant as is the trend these days. More »


Ryan Gosling And Some Whore You Hate Just Had A Baby Girl

Congratulations, a wax statue gets laid more than all of us now.

Ryan Gosling was totally going to marry you, but then Eva Mendes threw her slut pussy onto his erect penis while he was trying to send you a romantic dick pic. – WHORE! – So now Us Weekly reports they’re the… More »


Eva Mendes Ryan Gosling Baby Pregnant

“What is that? Some sort of SEO shit?”
“Why’s her name first?”

If you somehow haven’t had it screamed into your face now, twin bullshit factories Star and OK! Magazine are both reporting Eva Mendes is seven months pregnant with Ryan Gosling’s baby. Which might actually be true, according to Lainey Gossip,… More »



And Now For An Eva Mendes Panty Flash

It’s been a while since we’ve posted a good old-fashioned panty flash, and that time Anne Hathaway ruined it by showing everyone her vagina because she’s an actressé. So here’s Eva Mendes leaving The Daily Show last night who was already bitching earlier in the week that the tabloids should blur celebrities’ dogs faces because… More »


The Eva Mendes ‘Sex Tape’ and Other News

- Eva Mendes made a sex tape. (You’re going to want to skip to the last 20 seconds to avoid feelings of anger.) [After the Jump]

- Laurence Fishburne is upset about his daughter’s porno. — This really is the slowest news day known to man. [Popeater]

- Lindsay Lohan did… More »


It’s not topless if there’s a truck in the way.

The Internet has been pissing itself over Eva Mendes being “topless” in the new ads for Calvin Klein jeans except there’s one small problem. She’s not really topless as much as say completely obscured by a goddamn truck. Seriously, this is like going to the strip club only to have someone park a Greyhound… More »



Eva Mendes shows some nip

Eva Mendes flashed some nipple at a special screening of Bad Lieutenant in New York Sunday night which just about makes up for the last time she starred in a movie with Nicolas Cage. All I need now is five hours of fellatio, an armored truck full of gold bullion and two McRibs to… More »


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