Amy Schumer can tell whatever jokes she wants. [Lainey Gossip]

Miley Cyrus makes out with her girlfriend. [Dlisted]

Dear middle-aged dudes, put down the skateboard. [TheMore »


- In case George Clooney missed the press release. [Lainey Gossip]

- Miley Cyrus’ new album cover looks strangely familiar. [Dlisted]

- Congrats, You’re A HotMore »

“So then I take the money, put it in argyle socks and hide them all over the house. Now, here’s the fun part: If you fuck me, I give you… More »

I was going to post about this yesterday, but then a bunch more important stuff happened, and this is me whenever I realize I can’t avoid a Kardashian post. So… More »


Thanks to my love of reaching for low-hanging fruit, and not at all because of her small stature, I almost missed these bikini photos of Eva Longoria in Rio. I… More »

Jeremy Renner Knocked This Up

At some point during a Golden Globes after party, Jeremy Renner thought he was having a private conversation with Eva Longoria where he’d get to bang her after telling her… More »

And we’re spent with the Golden Globes already, so here’s the rest of the fancy people there including hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler who based on the illegal YouTube… More »


Even after posting Katie Holmes, Tyra Banks, LeAnn Rimes, Gretchen Rossi, Ashley Tisdale and for God knows what reason, Deena Cortese, we still left a shit-ton of celeb bikini photos… More »

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- Alex Pettyfer will play Channing Tatum in stripper movie. [Popeater]

– And Robert De Niro and Amanda Seyfried will star in… More »

- Star Jones won’t support The Donald in 2012. [Popeater]

– Toronto’s streets are teeming with sluts. [Dlisted]

– And Showtime continues cranking out shows on… More »


Erin Barry, soon-to-be-ex-wife of San Antonio Spur Brent Barry, has officially denied an affair with Tony Parker despite allegations fed to the press by Eva Longoria. Erin apparently posted the… More »

Eva Longoria is Out For Revenge

Because revenge is a dish best served caliente, papi – I’ll go shoot myself in the face now. – Eva Longoria apparently was out for blood after discovering Tony Parker’s… More »