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Good Morning, Eva Longoria Bikini Photos, And Other News

Amy Schumer can tell whatever jokes she wants. [Lainey Gossip]

Miley Cyrus makes out with her girlfriend. [Dlisted]

Dear middle-aged dudes, put down the skateboard. [The Frisky]

Peas In Guacamole: A National Crisis [Death and Taxes]

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Good Morning, Eva Longoria Trying To Get George Clooney’s Attention, And Other News

- In case George Clooney missed the press release. [Lainey Gossip]

- Miley Cyrus’ new album cover looks strangely familiar. [Dlisted]

- Congrats, You’re A Hot Non-Vampire [theCHIVE]

- Robert Pattinson is sad and lonely, you guys. [Fishwrapper]

– “Tara Reid in a bikini? How can I… More »

George Clooney Tried To Trade Stacy Keibler In For Eva Longoria

“So then I take the money, put it in argyle socks and hide them all over the house. Now, here’s the fun part: If you fuck me, I give you a map.”
“Ohmygod, I would love that.”

Apparently there’s more to George Clooney and Stacy Keibler breaking up than her just wanting… More »

Bret Michaels Thinks Kim Kardashian And Eva Longoria Are The Same Person

I was going to post about this yesterday, but then a bunch more important stuff happened, and this is me whenever I realize I can’t avoid a Kardashian post. So above is Bret Michaels posing with Kim Kardashian which he tweeted to Eva Longoria on her birthday because he thought it was her. Later, he’d… More »

Oh, Hey, Eva Longoria Bikini Pics

Thanks to my love of reaching for low-hanging fruit, and not at all because of her small stature, I almost missed these bikini photos of Eva Longoria in Rio. I have nothing against dwarves nor their levitating prince and his psychic war on alien ghosts. You can tell her I said that.

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Jeremy Renner Knocked This Up

At some point during a Golden Globes after party, Jeremy Renner thought he was having a private conversation with Eva Longoria where he’d get to bang her after telling her he just found out he got his ex pregnant just before he dumped her. Turns out other people heard that conversation, and now here we… More »

The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards

And we’re spent with the Golden Globes already, so here’s the rest of the fancy people there including hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler who based on the illegal YouTube clips I could barely understand, did an awesome job calling everyone in Hollywood crybaby assholes to their faces. But before everyone thinks they’re so witty… More »

The Bikinis We Missed – July 4th Edition

Even after posting Katie Holmes, Tyra Banks, LeAnn Rimes, Gretchen Rossi, Ashley Tisdale and for God knows what reason, Deena Cortese, we still left a shit-ton of celeb bikini photos on the table yesterday, so enjoy this mini smorgasbord which should bring us up to speed:

Selena Gomez apparently took private photos… More »

Eva Longoria Suddenly Makes Me Interested in Shopping and Other News

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- Alex Pettyfer will play Channing Tatum in stripper movie. [Popeater]

– And Robert De Niro and Amanda Seyfried will star in a comedy together that will be nowhere near as funny as a movie about Channing Tatum’s past life as a stripper. [Huffington Post]

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What’s Up, Eva Longoria? And Other News

- Star Jones won’t support The Donald in 2012. [Popeater]

– Toronto’s streets are teeming with sluts. [Dlisted]

– And Showtime continues cranking out shows on the same subject. [Huffington Post]

- Tori Spelling looks like she’s slowly deflating. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jayde Nicole in a sexy… More »

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